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Helps dogs deal with their feelings. Delightful at parties.

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What I really think we need though, is another think piece on the Super Bowl.

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@dibsonred @ElfCreekGames Eeeeeee!

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Just in case you want disappointment AND indigestion at home.

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I think what the world really needs is another YouTube channel critiquing Drag Race…

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@trixiemattel If you were one of the characters from Drop Dead Gorgeous, who would you be?

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@Sflecce Your plan is no plan at all. Are you serious - there will need to be 30% absent before you notify parents? “Empowering” parents by keeping them in the dark. I look forward to seeing your lot voted out.

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“Saunas, steam rooms and oxygen bars closed” in Ontario.
Oxygen bars. That’s good because there’s not enough room to socially distance in my time machine, anyway.
#ontariolockdown

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@joe_cressy

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If there is a more shudder-inducing term than “family campground”, I don’t know what that is.

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Sure, we can land a rover on, and fly drones over Mars, but a bra that can go in the dryer? Forget it. #feminism

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@kristy_ironside Agreed. I’m ready for fitted things. Even if those fitted things are a size or two larger. Bring it on.

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I need to buy myself new clothes, but I am completely uninspired to do so.
Where am I going to wear anything new?
You can take the woman out of wardrobe I guess, but she’ll still need to imagine her motivation, and the appropriate setting to create a new outfit.

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In the grey zone “dancing, sing and live music is banned”
Iike hell it is.... https://t.co/GmQVLmvXhM

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@markjdcrawford

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@linanneblack It’s hard to come up with a clever name when you’re too busy barfing.

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@markjdcrawford @cbcbakingshow I’m gonna need a buddy-cop show with Larry and Tanner.

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Priorities.

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Rose gold everything will one day be the “avocado green” of this decade.

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Hey trash neighbour, could you go outside at 9pm and rev your engine really loudly and repeated.....oh, great you can!
Do you think you could repeat that performance again around midnight, and then again at 5 AM? I’m counting on you, buddy

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Never in my life have I watched a Real Housewives of Anywhere. To me, they all seem like “rich people having brunch and glaring at each other”
Tell me I’m wrong.