Michelle Jessup

[Michelle Jessup @michellejessup]

If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack a cold one in another which one will the boys go to

[Michelle Jessup @michellejessup]

@heatherjobraun I like rice cakes

[Michelle Jessup @michellejessup]

Who is throwing a rave in SWS rn and why wasnt I invited

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[zellie @zellieimani]

Me: “Quarantine won’t take that long”.

Quarantine:

[Schitt's Creek (Pop) @SchittsCreekPop]

Ew, 2020.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Hey, I’m not a scientist. Retweet if you’re not one either.

[Jon Dooling @JDOOLING31]

Cornbread is superior

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

families that run a 5k on holiday mornings...... why can’t you just argue & take turns disowning each other like the rest of us

[Michelle Jessup @michellejessup]

Merry Christmas

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

wE hAvE fOoD At HoMe

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

draw me like one of your french fries

[Michelle Jessup @michellejessup]

@heatherjobraun If you show up at my house for Christmas we have a tradition where after we build the gingerbread house we light it on fire and smash it in the street

[Alex @totally_alex_]

@michellejessup Gonna hit the next guy im w w some razzel dazzle ;)

[Michelle Jessup @michellejessup]

@totally_alex_ I agree

[Simran Jeet Singh @simran]

Massive congratulations to Sarah McBride on winning a State Senate seat in Delaware and becoming the first Trans State Senator in US History.

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

I have Chicken McNugget power!

[Michelle Jessup @michellejessup]

@KelseyMarren @ShannonMarren You said you were to busy today with @ShannonMarren , TRAGIC GUYS

[Michelle Jessup @michellejessup]

I am in a sorority of 50 plus girls and no one will go apple picking with me, someone give me my money back

[Michelle Jessup @michellejessup]

@EmilyyBraisted Party at my house:)