Michelle Krause

I love chips, salsa, malick, charger jr, zack and mr.grapes. 👧🏽🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢❤

[Rebekah Klassen @rebekah_danae_]

"My dad wanted to name our dog 33 because he was born on 11/11/11 and he thought that was so clever."
-@michellejrsalsa

[TAYLORjane @psalmbirdtj]

We all go out to eat after church..
Michelle (@michellejrsalsa) says with enthusiasm "oh man I am sooo excited to order water".

#DREAMBIG

[TAYLORjane @psalmbirdtj]

.@michellejrsalsa:

"I'll practice shaving beards by shaving your beard off @raeden_hill cuz I don't care if I cut you."

#SAVAGE

[Michelle Krause @michellejrsalsa]

@AusiiM yes

[Michelle Krause @michellejrsalsa]

Incase you were wondering about my turtles.

[Michelle Krause @michellejrsalsa]

*singing the BIBLE song.*
"The B-I-B-L-E..
(Zones out)
The B-L-O-O-D"

😂😂😂

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Now I have to go online and look at turtles or I'll be off the entire day.

[Michelle Krause @michellejrsalsa]

@michellejrsalsa: "I want to marry a guy who is scared of spiders.... so I can be more macho."

[Michelle Krause @michellejrsalsa]

*talking about how Sodom and Gomorrah*
@michellejrsalsa: how would they know it was a city if they found it, did they find traffic lights?

[Rebekah Klassen @rebekah_danae_]

Me: Michelle, I hope you like your present. I think it's really funny 😂
@michellejrsalsa: yeah your sense of humour that no one gets!

😒

[Rebekah Klassen @rebekah_danae_]

@raeden_hill "I'm really good at doing eyeliner."
@michellejrsalsa "what?! I can't even and I'm a girl" 😒😒😒

Same, michelle, same.

[Michelle Krause @michellejrsalsa]

*setting up for kids service*
Michelle: what's that?!
@rebekah_danae_: a jump castle
Michelle: FOR US?!?!

[TAYLORjane @psalmbirdtj]

.@raeden_hill: "I need to bring a turkey to the church tomorrow."

@michellejrsalsa: "me?"

#ok #MichelleIsATurkey

[Michelle Krause @michellejrsalsa]

"Can you teach me some smart words. I think I need to use some."