Michelle Krys

I write books 📚 Latest: THIS TOWN IS NOT ALL RIGHT + the sequel THIS TOWN IS A NIGHTMARE, out now from @WorkshopBooks. tiktok: michellekrysbooks

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Oilers about to Uno reverse sweep the Panthers #EDMvsFLA #LetsGoOilers

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@queenofmammoths It's gorgeous and so flattering! Also just the right amount of boob! Lol

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Told my friend that some authors read their reviews regularly and she said that sounds like reading the paper just for the obituaries, and now I can't stop laughing.

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Why is it so embarrassing when your grocery cart has a loud wonky wheel?

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Me: how was your day today?

13yo: Fine.

Me: Anything interesting happen?

13yo: No.

3 hours later: oh btw I'm going to be on the 6p.m. news tonight

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As the weather gets cooler and spooky season approaches, don’t forget to get that costume ready.

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@bethrevis The only major abdominal surgery where the patient is expected to care for another person during recovery.

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@wehatesitpreci1 Making yourself indispensable lol

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@tarajhannon Congratulations!!! Sounds amazing!

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@trishaleighKC A bad narrator is really hard to get past. I'll still finish the book but it definitely spoils it.

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@alexwolfepack Congratulations! Well deserved.

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me, to my kids: Are you two done fighting yet?

7yo: We're just getting started.

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@kierstenwhite To be fair this was an orthopaedic surgeon and we were there for fracture follow up (soccer related). I was like...I take it you've seen a lot of trampoline related fractures lol (also yes I am "that type of parent" too😉)

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Me: So can (the 7yo) resume normal activities? Riding a bike? Going on the trampoline?

Doctor: If you're the type of parent who allows your kid on a trampoline, then yes.

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@ChristinaFarley Thank you!!

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Thrilled to announce that I'm now represented by Laura Bradford at @Bradford_Agents! Can't wait to share the exciting new project we've been working on together 📚😀

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@EntershineB Hehe

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Happy #InternationalDogDay to this lap dog 🐾

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@StephWinkelhake Thank you! ❤️

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@maurenegoo Thanks friend! ❤️