michelle from hell

heeey. *finger guns*

[michelle from hell @michellem_76]

i'm in bangor maine to see @JokersTBS tonight. driving around earlier we saw @SalVulcano walking down the street. my heart skipped so many beats i may have been dead for like a solid minute! 🤣 LOVE YOU SAL!! 😍❤️

[michelle from hell @michellem_76]

@DEADINL0VE @qotsa @TheStruts @MazzaArt HE TOOK THE JACKET OFF LAST NIGHT 😍

[michelle from hell @michellem_76]

@qotsa AMAZING! thank you for such a fun evening. you guys are THE BEST. ❤️

[Satan @s8n]

my favourite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be okay

[michelle from hell @michellem_76]

hey @Roku why do you make it so bloody impossible to get assistance!?

[michelle from hell @michellem_76]

anyone else need to take like 37 selfies before they find one they don't 1000% hate? 🙃

[michelle from hell @michellem_76]

customer looking at my captain spaulding tattoo: "is that your boyfriend?"

me: "I WIIIIISH!!" 😍🤣

[michelle from hell @michellem_76]

i had no clue 😭 💔

i saw her live yearsss ago. it was an awesome show. if you're canadian and um ... in my age bracket this lady taught you A LOT. ❤️ https://t.co/ecvEf7T7KE

[michelle from hell @michellem_76]

@Joe_Gatto thank you for such a fun night last night in #moncton

you and #jiggy put on such an amazing show! we had a blast. please come back again eh? ❤️

[michelle from hell @michellem_76]

just got home at the same time a neighbor did. so of course now i have to sit in the car and wait for her to go inside. i am not making small talk. thank you no. i'm sure she's lovely but NO.

[michelle from hell @michellem_76]

yah i should go to bed but i'm gonna sit here and sip glass of wine # ... i don't fucking know! and do some online shopping. i may be hungover tomorrow but my job is a joke anyway. so yay me. 🙃

[michelle from hell @michellem_76]

i ask this every year... WHERE'S MY CAKE!? fat kid wants cake. hullooo. 🙃

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[michelle from hell @michellem_76]

my fuck @cardenasclayton is insanely yummy #MayansMC

[tedlassogif @tedlassogif]

jamie wearing 24 to represent sam 😭 #TedLasso

[michelle from hell @michellem_76]

why did my left handed arse just pour a beer with my right hand?! that did not go well at all. 🫤

[michelle from hell @michellem_76]

i'm sitting in a food court in a mall. which i never do. there are many obnoxious kids wandering around. my old arse is like it's tuesday night! go home and do your homework. like how are you even here right now!? where are your parents??

[michelle from hell @michellem_76]

the full moon is really beautiful but holy hell my cat is being AN ABSOLUTE ARSEHOLE.

[michelle from hell @michellem_76]

it's one of those take ativan and then hide in the loo crying until it kicks in kind of days.

[michelle from hell @michellem_76]

@ThatKevinSmith i'm rewatching #ClerksIII and i want to say thank you for making this. it's so fucking good. it's everything i wanted it to be. and more! ❤️

[michelle from hell @michellem_76]

is it sad that all i want is to find a muumuu for my upcoming trip that fits my borderline midget arse!? we're not all 5'10" hello!!