Michelle

Your conservative grandpa hates me. | I like Caps hockey and D&D, and I’ll go wild about both at any moment. | She/Her

[Michelle @michellemittens]

Just joined a Zoom meeting with our rep & it defaulted to my last used background WHICH WAS THIS SPOOKY BOG I USED WHEN I WAS DM'ING!!! THERE'S NO SMOOTH RECOVERY FROM THIS, FOLKS. This nice, clean cut man had a lovely mountain & lake background and I rolled up with THIS!! #DnD

[Michelle @michellemittens]

@comcast we keep getting error code TVAPP-00502 when trying to use the xfinity app on our @Roku. Help?

[Michelle @michellemittens]

@Chris_Grosse Really out here disrespecting ballpoint pens with 7 being the ONLY ballpoint option

[Michelle @michellemittens]

@ZacOyama howdy??

[Griffin @sensortld]

Alex stopped to help save a gunshot victim from bleeding out, he was then given Saint Paul Police Chiefs Award for Valor. He then gave this small speech.

(video from @/onsitepublicmedia ig)

[Sam Reich @samreich]

i don't understand why more men don't go to therapy. paying someone to listen to you because you're not close enough to anyone who will do it for free? the manliest thing imaginable

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

This is a federal felony committed by the cops. It’s happens every single day, but it’s very important to understand. Pay specific attention to what they do to the man’s father:

[Angie Maxwell @angiemaxwell.bsky.social @AngieMaxwell1]

Two weeks ago, I had four precious 12-year-old girls, including my daughter, with me at the county fair. They were getting blue Icees and corndogs for the walk to the car and ride home. (1/21)

[petritx @mxpxfx]

@catholicguilter Yes! Credit to RiseIndegenous's Insta

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

Cards Against Humanity is donating 100% of their profits to the National Network of Abortion Funds if the order comes from a state restricting abortion access.

If someone selects “I didn’t agree to this” an additional $5 donation is added to their cart. 😂

[Bradford Pearson @BradfordPearson]

Flint, Michigan: 54% Black
Newark, New Jersey: 74% Black or Hispanic
Lowndes County, Alabama: 69% Black
Jackson, Mississippi: 83% Black

I wonder if there’s some similarity between most of the worst water crises in America.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Wow saying the quiet part loud.

"War is rich old men protecting their wealth by sending lower and middle-class young men off to die" — George Carlin.

[Alexander Avila @aretheygay]

The bisexual urge to get really into the sims for one week every 2 years

[Haley Whipjack @whippedjack]

dnd movie trailer shows that it’s literally the most dnd premise there’s ever been:

we fucked something up so badly that we are now the only ones who can fix it

[Michelle @michellemittens]

@SamIAmpersand @NADDPod We’re all pretending it’s being piped in like elevator music through the whole dungeon 😂

[Michelle @michellemittens]

Thank you to @SamIAmpersand and @NADDPod for providing the theme song to the dungeon crawl I'm running my players through. Now every time I say or even think the word "dungeon," it's to this tune, and I love it. #dnd https://t.co/rGlsBLxlcS

[Michelle @michellemittens]

i wish i were

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control