Michelle

Karma is my boyfriend

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

Pero como sabe el doctor cuánto aumento necesita el bebé si ni siquiera habla ?????

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Love that people have been desentatised enough that when they see a literal jinn or skinwalker the first instinct is to mock and make sarcastic comments to it instead of running for your life

[rose 🥀 @bewildered_bi]

this comment made me laugh but then…

[Michelle @michellenstuff]

I’m laughing so stupidly hard. Celebrities are not real.

[Variety @Variety]

Matthew McConaughey once exiled himself from Hollywood and lived as Mateo in Peru for 22 days without electricity.

“I needed to get my feet on the ground. So I click out. Boom. Go to Peru. I needed to find it, to check the validation. I knew I had it, I just had to go prove it again. But I did question, now that I just got famous, I’ve got all this affiliation for this and that and the other, and I’m trying to decipher which part’s real, which part’s bullsh*t... I needed to meet people who knew me as Mateo. And at the end of 22 days, the tears in their eyes and the tears in my eyes and the hugs we had on the sadness and happiness of saying goodbye were all based off of the man they met named Mateo, who had nothing to do with the celebrity. It reaffirmed my own identity that, ‘Oh, I still got it. This is based on me.’” (via "No Magic Pill" podcast)

https://t.co/HphTZ4aFif

[Lins𝜗𝜚₊˚ @DrcoMttheo]

Thank you star wars for anakin skywalker

[Redd @ReddCinema]

This is the correct way to roll a burrito.

[Michelle @michellenstuff]

I LOVE HIMMMMMMM

[DC Film News @DCFilmNews]

New ‘SUPERGIRL’ poster spotlights Baby Krypto.

[vini ミ☆ @sabrinautista]

her biggest enemy being behind her…

[Michelle @michellenstuff]

It be the ones you love who hurt you the most, huh Caitlyn 😘

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Caitlyn Jenner reveals she can no longer travel internationally after her renewed passport was returned with a male gender marker under Trump’s passport policy.

She wrote a letter to Trump asking for help but has yet to receive a response.

[Michelle @michellenstuff]

Oh his breath definitely stinks

[. @deityofnightt]

I want him to kiss me like he's so interested and hungry

[Michelle @michellenstuff]

Ok but lowkey, I’m EXCITED

[Tolkien World @TolkienWorldG]

Aragorn. Then and now.

[Michelle @michellenstuff]

“You call yourself a monarch? Well fight like one” bro SOLO LEVELING FUCKING EAAAAATS

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The new trailer for ‘SUPERGIRL’ has been released.

In theaters on June 26.

[Michelle @michellenstuff]

When this cunt goes straight to hell at the end of her pathetic life, Satan is going to make sure he pats the seat directly beside him.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Homeowner waits until construction job is nearly finished, then calls ICE on 6 workers she allegedly owes $10,000 to, she even helps agents detain them.

[Michelle @michellenstuff]

I feel like I’m the only person on Earth who looks exactly the same with makeup on, than I do without it. Sometimes I feel like I waste my money because it does nothing for me 😭 either that, or I’m straight trash at doing makeup

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Where are the people who wear little to no makeup? Do you have a reason?

[bartholomew cameron crave @camliekr]

my game crashed so we lost the child #miiscarriage

[Michelle @michellenstuff]

You ever get your period and think… thank GOD

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me seeing how ridiculous gas prices are right now

[HSD💋🪩 @hsdaily]

Harry will be covering “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” by Tears for Fears in the Radio 1 Live Lounge on the 12th of March! (via @gregjames)