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fact // these are the best beers of our lives

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@CunninghamJordy 😭😭😭

[Jeffery Werkins @JefferyWerkins]

rihanna’s baby in the womb rn
https://t.co/dz3p34LAPD

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no it’s fine @zoe_di0

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and then there is me, with all three 😇

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

sorry for always being so sexy and funny

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didn’t know I needed tumblr to have this icon til now

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forget zodiac signs, are you an apple music, spotify or soundcloud person

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

GAMEDAY, BABY! #CINvsTEN

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one of our new hosts asked for one of my fries and instead of saying “go ahead” or “eat away” I said “go away” 🙃

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@taylorswift13 I can’t handle anymore releases unless you’ll be paying for my therapy 😩

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thought that 26 year old michelle was capable of listening to all the “taylor’s version” songs without crying like 15 year old michelle did…MAN, WHEN I TELL U I CRIED HARDER 😅 @taylorswift13

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@NicoleSabella emphasis on that statement

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erin o’toole’s face alone pisses me off

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

the atlantic ocean has 3.9 stars on google reviews

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there’s literally an article saying how everyone (especially healthcare workers) are suffering from pandemic fatigue and the antivaxers are making it all about themselves rather than acknowledging the burnout those people are facing.. it’s just so selfish 😤

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i’m so fucking sick and tired of seeing healthcare workers be like “hey guys please just be safe, we can’t handle any more people coming in to the hospital with something that could’ve been prevented” and antivaxers are like “fuck you this is my right” HAVE SOME COMPASSION

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the best feeling is setting your email to “do not disturb” with an automated message before heading away for a weekend 😌

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@AlexSVandenberg 100%!! and definitely as a chef it’s seen more as serving food with integrity that you can be proud of since you know where it’s coming from directly

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never liked hunting, never will. I get people enjoy the process of tracking and then eating the meat later but for me it’s just 🤢