Mich rabin

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Make no mistake: If Congress passes a national abortion ban, I will veto it.

[Mich rabin @micheller215]

@onepeloton Reeeaaallly wanted the rower to get back on track post partum #37weeks but with no finance option and THAT cost, gonna have to pass 🚣‍♀️🚣‍♀️🚣‍♀️

#whohasconcept2forsale
#3k

[Mich rabin @micheller215]

Nadia was my girl but she did my homie Shekar DIRTY

#IndianMatchmaking

[Mich rabin @micheller215]

A girl with a "treat people with kindness" bumper sticker cut me off without using her turn signal.
I'd like to revoke your bumper sticker ma'am.

[Mich rabin @micheller215]

Anthony shaved off the hairy wolverine sideburns and got rid of the early 2k panic at the disco eyeliner and is actually a good looking guy under all that

#Bridgerton

[Mich rabin @micheller215]

@elonmusk @Tesla can we get the timestamp back for music?

Thanks!

[Mich rabin @micheller215]

The perfect gift doesn't exi...

Wait

[Mich rabin @micheller215]

Yup

#vaccinate

[Mich rabin @micheller215]

@KevB0T9000 Nooooo not cheez it's

[Mich rabin @micheller215]

I have heard two different Ace of Base songs on the radio yesterday and today on two different stations.

WHAT IS THE UNIVERSE TRYING TO TELL ME

#allthatshewants
#dontturnaround

[Mich rabin @micheller215]

After watching #Loki last night, I had a dream about a karate kid #Multiverse with different versions of Johnny and Daniel. It was a WILD mashup.

#cobrakai

[Mich rabin @micheller215]

How you know you are raising a kid from Baltimore: "I don't need anymore water in my bucket, hon" - Colin

#balmerhon
#Baltimore

[Mich rabin @micheller215]

If I could buy @bar_built anywhere but their website I would. Their shipping is AWFUL and I have not had one package delivered in a timely fashion. (Delicious product though, so I guess I have no choice but to come back for more)

[Mich rabin @micheller215]

I listened to my son's kiddie playlist by myself for too long #puffthemagicdragon

[Mich rabin @micheller215]

Pretty sure I dislike the post office as much as Leslie Knope disliked the public library

[Mich rabin @micheller215]

Best part of the pandemic? That it is socially acceptable to wear sweat pants to semi-formal engagements AKA going to target

#vuori
#joggers
#pandemic

[Mich rabin @micheller215]

If I never had to get a single item delivered by @USPS again, I would be too happy.
They won't deliver our package because it's too heavy and the post office isn't sure where it is. I was told to go to another office and see if they had it.
#nothankyou
#upsandfedex4life

[Mike Ricci @riccimike]

77.5% Marylanders 65 and older have now received a shot. @GoVaxMD

[Mich rabin @micheller215]

Even Jafar had a pet

#trumpsucks
#iago

[Mich rabin @micheller215]

Calling @GeekSquad about how no one called to resched cancelled appointment (obviously about our faulty washer).
Me- no one called to reschedule the appointment your technician cancelled
Them- are you calling to confirm the appointment?
Me- it was scheduled for yesterday 🙄