Michelle

You see that? I'm like G. Rap, 'Pac, Master P, all balled up with a twist of Marc Anthony

[Michelle @michellesarahp]

💁‍♀️

[Nani @Sianiangela]

Buying concert tickets in another city and planning a trip around it >>>

[ChopCheeseChampion @TanjyKbaby]

Wanna know if they’re a real
New Yorker? Ask them what number is 1800-223-9797

[Ms. Amish @camillepawglia]

Summer affirmations: linen is meant to be wrinkled and martinis are meant to be spilled

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

Money can buy you happiness!! @DarializaforNY

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort

[Sophie 🇵🇷🇩🇴 @s0phierambles]

If you really think about it… it’s been an incredible year for Puerto Ricans
-Bad Bunny won Best Album Grammy
- José Luis Ortiz and his horse, Golden Tempo won the Kentucky Derby
- Jose Alvarado just won a championship with the Knicks

Puerto Ricans are amazing 🥹

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

NEW YORK FOREVER
WE DID THIS TOGETHER
THE CITY'S ALIVE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

NUEVAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Laura Albanese @AlbaneseLaura]

With all due respect, if you never had a green MetroCard and a Regents diploma, you can keep your Knicks celebration on a low simmer

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I bring a “this isn’t actually urgent and can be done at a normal pace” energy to the workplace that managers hate.

[Michelle @michellesarahp]

Guys, when this happened I screamed in my living room!

[Jay @Jay_3085]

POP CULTURE JEOPARDY!: AMC B-Listers (Jack and Henry) TRUE DAILY DOUBLE 21,200 points wager (The Finals, Part 2) (6/5/26) #PopCultureJeopardy! 📺🟦💰🏆🤯

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

The best part about Hinge is meeting people in their 30s and getting to be, apparently, the first person they've ever tried to have a conversation with

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Not to be dramatic, but having to work 5 days a week is ruining my life.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

My mayor Muslim
My bagels Jewish
Beyoncé Hive
Knicks in Five

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[Shan͡e🍉OrganizeDeny&Resist @contentlyshane]

@OsseChi

[The Knicks Wall @TheKnicksWall]

“I’m not a Knicks fan, I AM A KNICK” is currently the official response of all Knicks fans

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[trans judeo-bolshevik @transjewtalian]

i absolutely loathe the way the brits describe having non-english food as “having an indian” or “having a chinese” etc etc

[erika @yeeeerika]

"you're hard to read" unfortunately we are experiencing a literacy crisis