Michelle Shea Walker

The Universe has a sense of humor, I’m just the translator. | 💻 Editor: |🎨 Artist: Total Betty Goddess Deck |🌱 #Vegan |🦄 #Demisexual

[Michelle Shea Walker @michelleshea]

I’ve never felt more like a New Yorker than the last two years living in LA…and I’m from the Midwest.

[Michelle Shea Walker @michelleshea]

If you don’t ring out the kitchen sponge before putting it back down, we are not compatible.

[Michelle Shea Walker @michelleshea]

You know you’ve matured as a woman when you no longer accept social media likes as a valid form of flirting.

[Michelle Shea Walker @michelleshea]

Forget the generation gap, Millennials and GenZ are just high school seniors clashing with the bolder freshmen while GenX shakes their head watching it all unfold from the detachment of their college dorm. #eternalyouths

[Michelle Shea Walker @michelleshea]

Chicago’s essentially just a city full of eternal college kids roaming a very large campus unsupervised. #sweethomechicago

[Michelle Shea Walker @michelleshea]

Talked to the cute pamphleteer again today. Told him I was leaving LA for Chicago so I guess I’m hanging onto my single status AND my alien soul a little longer. 👽 #smientology #thisisdatinginla

[Michelle Shea Walker @michelleshea]

When the woman next to you on the subway platform asks repeatedly if you’re ok and helps you escape into a separate train car from the drunk man who’s harassing you. 🙌🏻🙏🏻 🙌🏻#WomenSupportingWomen

[Michelle Shea Walker @michelleshea]

Like a cold blooded animal, I’ve soaked up 2.5 years of sun in LA & am now ready to venture back into Chicago’s cold embrace. #may2022 #sweethomechicago

[Michelle Shea Walker @michelleshea]

Pick up line of the night: “You seem educated.” 📚 #scenesfromlapublictransit

[Michelle Shea Walker @michelleshea]

Is it ok to join a cult just because the pamphleteer was cute? Asking for a friend. #smientology

[Michelle Shea Walker @michelleshea]

When you’re a writer, it’s not called “googling” it’s called “fact checking.”

(I feel like the general population might be better off if we all switched to this terminology.)

[Michelle Shea Walker @michelleshea]

I got Selina Kyle/Catwoman aka Bastet - Which 90's Love Goddess Is Your Spirit Guide? https://t.co/wEbbIPFY76

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

It’s a slippery slope from woke M&M’s to Same-Skittle marriage.

[Michelle Shea Walker @michelleshea]

I got Phoebe: Physical Touch - Which Friends Character Speaks Your Love Language? https://t.co/htPsXSFHd7

[Michelle Shea Walker @michelleshea]

On the subway listening to #sixpencenonethericher while getting the eye from a man in a #CareBear onesie with his hand down the pants…is this the start of a rom com?!? #LAMeetCute

[Michelle Shea Walker @michelleshea]

How to get a second date with a girl in LA: feign ignorance about your astrological profile and ask her to explain it to you over dinner. You’ll get dinner, but you might regret it.

[Michelle Shea Walker @michelleshea]

Please refrain from smoking heroin in the the subway station. #thisisla

[Michelle Shea Walker @michelleshea]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/a2SmOo8df7

[weareallempaths @weareallempaths]

(2/) But in actuality, the awakening comes from both sides when the realist learn to suspend their disbelief and embrace more magical thinking as a benefit to their psychology and the new age idealists learn to cultivate not just feelings, but facts to support their theories.

[weareallempaths @weareallempaths]

The new age community has been saying for years we’re heading toward a great awakening as if everyone in the world will one day wake up and believe in the magic of tarot, psychedelics, and energy healing…(1/2)