Anzoa

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪🐍 @Societyfwsammy]

"you don't know fashion"

-your mum after buying you the most questionable clothes ever😭

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

we are not the same breed of mentally ill unless you also get emails from quora digest

[Renike @iamrenike]

The streakification of all the apps <<<

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

"all of the sudden" "could of" i will kill you actually.

[Hot girl named STAR!⭐️ @Starlithottie]

My salary is already facing so many trials and tribulations and it hasn’t even arrived yet

[kev 🍓 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @ayoitskevv_]

how netflix feels after helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[Carnifex Apollo 🧊 @deiilucis]

Ngl studying Engineering made me discover my love for the Humanities.
I have the soul of an artist, a poet, a writer, a philosopher an historian that’s what I am.
I wasn’t made to do Zero Integer Linear Programming or design beams/columns.I should be writing policy essays instead

[Ghazi @yyyytsum]

Never trust anyone who reads books in pdf format

[Thee Brightest star @LethaboMaluke24]

Another side effect of our literacy crisis is that artists can no longer embed meaning in metaphors or communicate through nuanced visuals—consumers now demand everything be literal, or they simply won’t get it.

[Zuli @Zuliovna]

I find it more interesting when literature refuses to make its characters morally convenient. Give me contradiction, cowardice, hypocrisy, desire. The whole unpleasant machinery of being human

[haleesah_ @leemah_eesah]

me realizing people may lowkey like being called classist cause they really think they are among the haves…

[Laura Kirk-Francis @LauraKirk12]

There is absolutely no ceiling to how much I enjoy Man United failing. The limit does not exist. It will never, ever get old.

[rubies 💜 @ochanyaaa__]

For a poor person, I tend to tip people a lot 😭

[. ✨ @PassionFruit_x]

The comments under people’s TikToks are honestly the closest I’ve come to experiencing that kind of laughter again 😭😭

[Tobi Peter @Tobipeter8]

Even Spider-Man no dey call Ironman Tony

[IntellectualDorkWeb @Intel_Dork]

It's actually pronounced "jaslight", and you've been saying it wrong this whole time.

[Michael, of a jovial laugh @mikey_emmanuel]

Everyone's crashing out about that book meanwhile there's me who can't move on from the missing article in the title.
Not, "the husband is useless" or "a husband is useless" or even "your husband is useless".
Just "Husband is Useless". Disobeys what I know about grammar 😦😦

[No Scorpio Slander @jeandoughh]

Spelled someones name wrong in an email and they responded spelling my name wrong. Respect ✊

[Yenze Nagawa. @AngellaMumbejja]

Nothing could have prepared me for the number of versions of my CV I now have.

[Sid @SjNdigro]

I guess you wonder where she's been...