Dee

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. Mother, Wife, Sushi addict.

[Dee @michellevondee]

Yessssssss!!!!!! https://t.co/ofYP78yWAD

[New Girl @New_GirlTV]

❤️❤️❤️ #NewGirl

[Dee @michellevondee]

Why am I crying lol https://t.co/3tChqyAfGU

[New Girl @New_GirlTV]

Aw, Schmidt! 💐 #NewGirl

[New Girl @New_GirlTV]

A best friend always knows. #NewGirl

[Dee @michellevondee]

Do I really have to adult today?

[Dee @michellevondee]

My life is like that scene in Toy Story where Buzz realizes he's a toy. Confusing and sad 🙃

[Dee @michellevondee]

@SCDiet sooooo when's the 2nd season coming out? 😆😆😆😆😆

[Santa Clarita Diet @SCDiet]

Hungry AF right now. 😩

[Dee @michellevondee]

@Love_story1107 loooovvveeee mmmmeeeeee

[Dee @michellevondee]

When wifey @Love_story1107 goes MIA for a few hrs and you start going crazy lol

[Dee @michellevondee]

Just binge watched @SCDiet .... twice #noshame I fuckin love this show!!!!

[Dee @michellevondee]

@Love_story1107 loveee uuuu!

[Dee @michellevondee]

When u and ur 1yr old are having art time listening to @blink182 and he starts singing Go and dancing. Be still my heart. #mamataughthimwell

[Dee @michellevondee]

@Love_story1107 I loves you

[Dee @michellevondee]

@Love_story1107 I haven't gotten any missed calls or texts!

[Dee @michellevondee]

I've been staring at this mountain of laundry for the past hr hoping it would do itself. So far it's not happening.

[Dee @michellevondee]

When u start cooking dinner in the crockpot & the timer goes off to check it & you find out that u didn't even plug it in. 😐 #wtfbrain

[Dee @michellevondee]

God I miss the crazy, drunk, wild nights I had back in the day... ehh but I do love my hubby and kid. #MarriedLife #parenthood

[Dee @michellevondee]

When you miss your boo but she's adulting @Love_story1107 get off work already

[Dee @michellevondee]

@Love_story1107 cause thug life!!!

[Dee @michellevondee]

Day before my wedding and I met @AdamSandler best moment ever! Not gonna lie I couldn't get more then 3 words out. #crushsinceairheads