Michelle Wise

I'm kind of a big deal. 💙UWF & ΦΣΣ Alum💚

[Michelle Wise @michellewiseee]

Dear ΣΧ in the gold jeep,
Please learn how to throw your trash away & how to finish a beer.
Thnx bro

[Michelle Wise @michellewiseee]

$80 is $80 but if it’s a bottle a wine we’re talkin, feels like I’m only spending $20

[Michelle Wise @michellewiseee]

Why did santa waving at me while he drove by on his fire truck make me tear up a lil 😂

[Michelle Wise @michellewiseee]

The things I would do to have an attic, garage, walk in closet….or any sort of utility closet whatsoever in this ancient home of mine

[Michelle Wise @michellewiseee]

Florida cockroaches must be on some steroids or something!! I just walked outside to take the trash out and got attacked by 2 giant swarming cocks. I’m traumatized.

[Michelle Wise @michellewiseee]

Does anyone even get a tax refund these days or do we just all owe the government money 💸

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

To the people voting based on abortion,

If Trump wins, you are not going to lose your rights because it’s up to the states.

If Kamala wins, she can’t change anything because it’s up to the states.

Hope this helps.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

My Official #Election2024 Prediction:

🔴 Trump - 297
🔵 Harris - 241

I said Trump in 2016.
I said Biden in 2020.

Didn’t miss a state 4 years ago. My map:

[Michelle Wise @michellewiseee]

I’m only on episode 8 of the newest #sellingsunset season but I’m really starting to strongly dislike Emma

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

JD Vance: “I read your bill, Governor Walz, and a Doctor who delivers a baby that survives abortion is under no obligation to give that baby life-saving care.”

Tim Walz: that’s wrong!

JD Vance: how was I wrong?

Tim Walz: it’s been fact checked!

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

As Biden quit his job today I couldn’t help but wonder…. maybe I should quit mine

[The King of Tennessee @the_king_of_TN]

Kamala just got her new campaign bus delivered…

[Scottacular @Scottcrates]

The most unlikely Florida man video ever?

Bubba looking Florida man sings an Alicia Keys song during street karaoke and it doesn’t go as you would expect.

https://t.co/cnEfReixDS

[𝐃𝐎𝐏𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐓 @ill_nojie]

@InternetH0F 💀

[Michelle Wise @michellewiseee]

Backstage passes??

[Matt Rife @mattrife]

I know the tour sold out, so for everyone who couldn’t get tickets, I’m gonna release something Special for you guys in about a week 😋😋
How bout dat? ❤️

[Michelle Wise @michellewiseee]

@Ticketmaster I’m sick of all these bots out here stealing all the tickets and asking for my unborn child in return just to see @mattrife

[Michelle Wise @michellewiseee]

@mattrife pleaseeee add a third show for Pensacola!!!! Tickets are already sold out and the presale today hasn’t even happened today!!!

[Michelle Wise @michellewiseee]

@mattrife The bots that bought out all the tickets to your pensacola show….they all about to be rich rich

[Michelle Wise @michellewiseee]

If you start braking before you even put your blinker on, why bother existing

[Michelle Wise @michellewiseee]

The downtown Pensacola parking police are actual heartless Nazis. I said it. @DowntownPcola

[Michelle Wise @michellewiseee]

@MaryMcCoy128 Deallll! Idk 🤷🏼‍♀️I just tried theirs for the first time last weekend!

[Michelle Wise @michellewiseee]

GUYS, why have I been sleeping on jalapeño margs all this time?!