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EST 19xx. /traumatized/ If lost, return to: Dakota. 💕

[🦄 @michellle_19xx]

Thankful for the glo up 🦄

[🦄 @michellle_19xx]

Update; I fucking answered. 😐

[🦄 @michellle_19xx]

@95_kendranicole literally spelled my name wrong in every text I sent.

[Richard Orange™ @alyssa_corfias]

40% a trump fan, 60% excited to watch the world burn.

[Richard Orange™ @alyssa_corfias]

Michelle "you sent me a dick pic 6 years then blocked me on Facebook so go fuck yourself."

[🦄 @michellle_19xx]

FOUL https://t.co/biUKzO8rcu

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

goodnight Obama
goodnight moon
goodnight legally unrestricted womb

[🦄 @michellle_19xx]

Me &a Alyssa have been bitching about sleeping ALLL day. & now we're laying in bed laughing. 🙄👿

[🦄 @michellle_19xx]

Did I mention I'm a spoiled rotten princess.

[🦄 @michellle_19xx]

"Sorry I was a cunt and tried to kill you." 😂😅🙄 #IOnlyTriedToKillYouOneTime

[Richard Orange™ @alyssa_corfias]

Update. 6:55 am and Michelle already told someone to fight her.

[Richard Orange™ @alyssa_corfias]

I don't get it. I call my mom everyday, I'm always nice to cashiers at I always tip my servers. SO WHY DO BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME

[🦄 @michellle_19xx]

Current Situation; my 4 year old is puking everywhere. yay fucking me. 😩

[🦄 @michellle_19xx]

Update; NOT IN THE FUCKING MOOD. https://t.co/y0ouzG4w6l

[Richard Orange™ @alyssa_corfias]

Update. 6:55 am and Michelle already told someone to fight her.

[🦄 @michellle_19xx]

I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS.

[🦄 @michellle_19xx]

I swear my family is the real life version of shameless.

[🦄 @michellle_19xx]

Bitch I done grew up, blew up.

[🦄 @michellle_19xx]

Still mad as fuck Tre has me blocked on twitter.

[🦄 @michellle_19xx]

Gonna die

[🦄 @michellle_19xx]

I LOVE SOPHIE

[🦄 @michellle_19xx]

Day drinking is the best thing anyone has ever invented. 😋

[Richard Orange™ @alyssa_corfias]

Just gave this nigga my real number, not my text free number, so if that isn't commitment then Idk what is.