m i c h e l l e ❁

[Dan @tripdann]

Shit I’m also telling my kids I was at the party

[shmate @shmatenev]

anxiety level: andre’s grandma from victorious

[ugh @gIitering]

I can’t believe how at one point i was 6 pounds 3 oz like I really let myself go.... LMFAO

[ugh @gIitering]

the worst pain is getting hurt by a person you explained your pain to. that shit hurts fr

[ugh @gIitering]

its sad that cheating has become so normalized in society that people act like loyalty is something to be proud of. bitch that should be standard

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

i feel like a french fry