Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni

Italian sculptor, painter, architect and poet. I was born in the year 1475 but Twitter doesn't respect me, so I can't set my actual age. [Ella Oestreich]

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"Genius is eternal patience" -Me

tbh some people make it hard to be a genius @raphael

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What I look like after a long day sculpting lol #favselfportrait #stbartholomewismypatronus

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#throwback to when @pietrotorrigiano couldn't handle my trash talk and broke my nose but don't worry, I'm not bitter 🙃 #whycouldntwejustcopythosefrescoslikebros

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"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free" -Me #sopoetic #getonmylevel

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Hard to believe that this was once a discarded piece of marble #onemanstrashisanothermanstreasure

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So glad to prove to Raphael that I could paint the Sistine chapel better than he could

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@_YaBoiDonnie_ Don't be rood

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@leonardodayeeti @HenryVIII_LukeS I play the recorder so who's the real winner

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A relief sculpture, made by me, the original Madonna fan #Madonnaofthestairs #Queen

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Biagio is talking trash and said my paintings in the Sistine Chapel belong in a tavern, should I

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Don't we always, my fellow good fellow https://t.co/VBwypJ3Er0

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I spent 4 years painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel and kids these days can't even spend 10 minutes on their homework. Pathetic.

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Everyone thinks that loser Il Gobbo sculpted Pieta, but it was me and I've signed it to prove it

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Thank you my fellow good fellow https://t.co/RQXbpYdC63