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♉️• 🇵🇷• he/him

[🏋🏻 @micheon_]

@Lawton_Braves @Primewave96 wow what a bunch of pussies in the comments

[໊ @BardisMedia]

Cardi B reacts to the NY Knicks winning their first championship since 1973.😭

“WE OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW! GET MY MAKEUP DONE RIGHT NOW”

[🏋🏻 @micheon_]

@Reflexistir shouldve planned a wedding you could afford without getting on social media to put on display how ungrateful you are

[🏋🏻 @micheon_]

@PokeTCGAlerts way too many adults in the comments crying about this. go to work or something 😭 i bet half of yall dont know shit about pokemon and are only on the bandwagon cause you heard someone say some of the cards are worth a lot of money, or will be worth more in the future. GO CLOCK IN

[🏋🏻 @micheon_]

@preshlove199 @mindloz08 yall keep saying 5 words when "he is my son" is only 4 words :/

[🏋🏻 @micheon_]

@IllegalTim @pokegrade theyre worth a lot of money so a lot of people want them. i was doing homework at a cafe once and seen these guys trading/selling. one of them bought 5 cards from the other for $400 and they were both happy about it. just cause youre not into it doesnt mean millions others arent

[meritocracia n existe porra🇧🇷 @honeyjjk_2]

o dia em que o bad bunny fez questão de subir ao palco apenas para ajudar a paquita com seu microfone, que estava alto demais para ela

ele é tão gentil, não aguento 🥹

[LanaQuest aka RosaSparks @LqLana]

I used to say that MAGA would twist themselves into pretzels to defend Trump.

I was wrong. They aren't twisting themselves into pretzels. Defending Trump is easy for them. No contortions needed.

MAGA man is asking why child rape is wrong. Listen to him.

I can't find words either. #DemsUnited

[Nyra ✧ @Giftyjf1]

Ngl she know she wrong as hell omfg😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[This Account Makes You Happy @FeelYouHappy]

The cutest thing happened to us today! 💕🤩

[🏋🏻 @micheon_]

@Ephemryst is this real 🫩 i remember when i was dumb

[aria WERCHTER+MSF @TRAPD88R]

i’m sorry did. did. did josh just called tyler a good boy????? or am i dreaming????

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Just 20 seconds with an Israeli flipped this boy from neutral to pro-Palestinian.

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

😭😭😭

[🏋🏻 @micheon_]

@phantom0182 @Jorge_ge8 oh brother shut your bitch ass upppp FAWWWKK its embarrassing to be a man in a world full ignorant dumbass middle aged little ass bitch ass boys

[Jorge @Jorge_ge8]

Stop playing with women who mind their business.😂🙄

[Praise @tufpraise]

why do white people get angry when racists are portrayed as bad

[.vic ⊬ cbus!! @riskofnoreturn]

there’s a clearer video of the nose boop oh my god i am unwell

[Bennie🕊️ @Bennieeexyz]

My son turned 11 and asked for sushi for his birthday dinner.

Done. Made the reservation.

Then my in-laws called. They were coming into town and wanted to get together. I invited them along.

One problem.

My sister in law doesn't eat anything with Asian origin. Says it gives her migraines. For years we'd rearranged plans around this without question.

I sat down with my son.

Me: Hey. Your aunt doesn't really do Asian food. Would you consider somewhere else?

Him: (looked at me)

Him: It's my birthday.

Me: I know.

Him: I want sushi.

Me: (fair)

I called the in-laws. Explained everything. Told them they were welcome to come to ours the next day for the Superbowl instead if the restaurant didn't work.

Them: We want to see you both days.

Me: Then we'll see you both days.

I figured that was their decision to make.

We showed up to the restaurant.

My son ordered everything he wanted.

My sister in law sat down, looked at the menu for a long time, and ordered edamame and white rice.

She was fine.

No migraine.

My son ate sushi until he could not move.

Him: (on the way home, completely full)

Him: Best birthday.

Me: (looked at him)

Me: Yeah?

Him: Can we do this every year?

Me: (thought about the in-laws)

Me: (thought about the edamame)

Me: (thought about his face at that table)

Me: Absolutely.