Michelle Fernandez

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

"YA know stop drop and roll? I thought you did that when the fire was in the room not when you're on fire..." @_23WHITEonRICE

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

@gabshiiq direct video messages celebrities when she is drunk and their song comes on

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

Ms. Lin just told @TineSheridan that she looked better than usual after a night of drinking #true

[Alpha Phi Maryland @umdAlphaPhi]

Alpha Phi, @SigEp_UMD, @ZBT_UMD, @LTA_UPSILON!!! #Homecoming2014 🌎

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

"I woke up at 6:30 on the couch in cabin in a robe between Stan and dan" -anon friend

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

@jessicaschurtz just reminded me and @jackiesomma that we are more than half way to 40.. #thisis40 #winenight

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

Met @jessicaschurtz four years ago at a friendlys ... Now were seniors

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

The only thing worse than the predicted rain on July 4th is bentleys closing at 10 pm last Tuesday

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

"I want to eat buffalo mozz off my mans chest" -@samsassone

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

Fell down le den spiral stair case this morning... BUT I go to Vegas in 6 hours!!

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

Le Den rule #1: @_23WHITEonRICE can only blackout 8 times a week

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

Survived living in casa for 12 days...

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

This week = going to NJ!!@nicolemmessina 21st, belmar for @i_dont_ker first legal drink in America, and another surprise I can't say yet!

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

@i_dont_ker do you have a phone?

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

4 year old told me he had a crush on me & handed me a crumpled paper..Inside was 2 bottle caps taped together as a noise maker #howdidheknow

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

"Seacret's morning at the Harvey's is comparable to Christmas morning" -@rudeboykess

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

"I hate ants, but I kinda like them cause they are naked all the time" -preschooler ..

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

"That's all boys do.. Get you pregnant and leave you" CeCe referring to the mama duck nesting alone in the alpha phi bushes @kendfries "

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

All hail @kathleenamurphy

[Michelle Fernandez @michfernan]

Starting a fund for new casa stairs because of the bruise I now have thanks to last night.. #notthefirst