American Patriot

I will make a bargain with the Democrats. If they will stop telling lies about Republicans, we will stop telling the truth about them.

[American Patriot @Michiganer]

@jannetgrangrey You will do well in the nursing home!

[American Patriot @Michiganer]

@haraciwiyuto Don't tell me that! I'm in your bedroom with the door closed and you've got your feet pointed at the ceiling!

[American Patriot @Michiganer]

@s_h1992k50 Did you learn that pose in modeling school?

[American Patriot @Michiganer]

@AntiLeftMemes The Acidic Enzymes of LIBERALISM eats away at your appearance!

[American Patriot @Michiganer]

@Backupjoepags1 So WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

[American Patriot @Michiganer]

@milabusty WHAT! Is that tattoo supposed to turn me on?

[American Patriot @Michiganer]

@AntiLeftMemes I'm a time traveller!

[American Patriot @Michiganer]

@Jenniferxniston Honey!

[American Patriot @Michiganer]

@ProudArmyBrat52 I happen to know a lot of morons. I'd say you look like you will fit right in!

[American Patriot @Michiganer]

@grannyjanetz Possibly! Do you have access to a time machine?

[American Patriot @Michiganer]

@EceMamllervmsb I think you might have a weight problem!

[American Patriot @Michiganer]

@heatherpiperxo I dunno! What do you think?

[American Patriot @Michiganer]

@cutiepiemiaaaa The most rediculous Bikini of the Day!

[American Patriot @Michiganer]

@Ilegvm CAME IN FIRST PLACE IN DEMOCRAT SNIPER SCHOOL!

[American Patriot @Michiganer]

@oelma__ Are you my wifes sister?

[American Patriot @Michiganer]

@EmilySm43 The JACK that jumped over the candle stick!

[American Patriot @Michiganer]

@FloraSamin Run away!

[American Patriot @Michiganer]

@jessicasimpclar THREE

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

How the hell does the city that faced the biggest Islamic terrorist attack in history vote for a Muslim mayor?