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UMES ‘26

[katara @katslly]

please use ur entire brain when speaking to me

[Matt the anarchist 🏴 Ⓐ @tigerfoos]

We need to also please be very loud and supportive for Kendall who was violently raped by an LSU football player and bravely told her story to the world

[Jocelyn @honeyberryjam]

Kat Williams saying "You having an unnatural allegiance to losers is not like you” plays at the forefront of my brain whenever I feel myself acting pathetic

[AGTG @BeenServin]

Every single commercial is for alcohol, glp-1, sports betting, or AI

[lilu ४ @lowk2012]

if loki dies in doomsday and out of all characters STEVE survives, yall will have to drag me out of the cinema in a straight jacket

[Danica | Finance & Travel @danicaSnelson]

Sometimes the point of the trip is to eat something good, stare at a body of water, and remember who tf you are.

You don't always have to have a jam-packed itinerary!

[THAT GIRL 🍒 @theitgirll__]

Smoking while on Twitter like reading the newspaper in the morning 🤣🤣🤣

[daily sanrio ʚ♡ɞ @daiIysanrio]

HAPPY OCTOBER 🎃👻☆

[ceez @Ceezooo]

Gmail talkin bout some pay for extra storage or I’ll stop receiving emails and like yo why are all these companies so money hungry

[Ava Flava @avatocloo]

I know life getting rough when I stop taking selfies, got NO RECENT PHOTOS

[JK @GRAVEHOPP187]

You will spend $250 on a regular ass day in 2026 if you’re not careful

[DKelly 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

Question: How can Dawn dish soap remove crude oil from a duck but can't remove spaghetti stains from Tupperware? 😩

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I honestly DO NOT understand people who don’t let you merge. I mean, my lane is ending. Where else am I supposed to go?

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

my favorite fall activity is stepping outside and not being hot and pissed off

[virgo. @pesomsj]

i love saying “oh ok fuck i thought” bc oh ok fuck i thought fr.

[☆:Black Lil Debbie.:☆ @blacklildebbie1]

They’ll put pumpkin spice in ya butt if you’re not watching

[last evil woman alive @arriarrio]

wait fall actually started IMMEDIATELY 😭😭

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

amc don’t give a fuck what you bring in that theater long as you got ya ticket

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

And until the day I close my eyes I will always say..

THIS was Sheila’s ONLY friend