Michelle

Do what you have to do, to get where you want to be

[Michelle @michmau3]

Standing desks are amazing 😍 yes, this is what gets me excited now lol

[Michelle @michmau3]

Just saw @steveaoki while i was crossing the crosswalk into the airport..no biggie

[Michelle @michmau3]

My photo album in my phone is all food 😩🐽🍴🌮🍲🍝🍔🍣🍛 #iLoveToCook

[Michelle @michmau3]

Damn.I feel like everyday someone is getting hacked on IG to promote forex trading 🤦🏻‍♀️ what’s even worse is the people who follow them that are falling for it

[Michelle @michmau3]

Damn I use to be on here every second of every minute in college and now I never come on here.

[Michelle @michmau3]

I need a trust fund. That’s all ✌🏼

[Michelle @michmau3]

I’m mad. Homeless guy asked me for money on my way out of rite aid..told him I don’t have cash but he can have the Cheetos I just bought. Dude said “nah I’m okay I want hot food” TF 🤬 unappreciative havin ass 🙄

[Michelle @michmau3]

@bianca_u1 Lmaooo you will always be my happiness 🥺😂this is just more of a reason to grind so we can just be neighbors one day lmao

[Michelle @michmau3]

@bianca_u1 Haha he’s a mommas boy for sure. You gotta wait for me remember! 😂😅

[Michelle @michmau3]

@HEYzus Haha I did mine Monday

[Michelle @michmau3]

I can’t wait for change 😌

[Michelle @michmau3]

I hate when you use a 10% off discount code to then purchasing and receiving an email right after saying HeRe’S a 15% OfF cODe 😒🙄

[Michelle @michmau3]

I’m putting into the universe already that I’m going to need a drink when i get off after this work week I had 🍹

[Michelle @michmau3]

And ankles 😂

[Michelle @michmau3]

@bianca_u1 Ya you 😂😂 jk

[Michelle @michmau3]

Youssss a hoe and you know it 👏🏼

[Michelle @michmau3]

@bianca_u1 Hahaha you should have seen my face 😂

[Michelle @michmau3]

Answered a number I didn’t know..
Me: hello?
📞: hi this is Jake from blah blah real estate calling to see if you’re interested in selling your home
Me: *immediately busts up laughing from the hurt inside
Umm..I don’t own a house 😂
📞: *awkward pause..oh okay
*hangs up 😩💀

[Michelle @michmau3]

How am I now just finally watching all of Schitt’s Creek...I liiiive for this type of sarcasm 😩