michelle

yikes

[𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔦 @hudconologist]

i think just connor

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

i hate when something i've done for years suddenly becomes popular.

[michelle @michmeow]

now that AI is a thing, you should be able to put in your measurements and see how the clothing fits on a model generated with those measurements while online shopping

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

If you miss a man just text him. He'll say something that ruins that feeling pretty quickly.

[michelle @michmeow]

hayley kiyoko movie coming out the weekend evans gone, im blessed (and going to the movies)

[michelle @michmeow]

the itinerary for my bachelorette is actually just watching heated rivalry twice all the way through

[michelle @michmeow]

without you i’m just miles away

[laur 🏒 @fuckrozanov]

if ilya rozanov purred “such a good trick” in my face and then kissed me like i was ancient valuable porcelain to be handled with utmost tenderness and care and then proceeded to ghost me for 6 months i would kill him with a hammer

[michelle @michmeow]

finally got into the algorithm of people who don’t really like off campus, life is good

[michelle @michmeow]

now that i have a table and can work outside, my neighbor feels like a coworker, which is especially fun because he is retired and is not working at all

[michelle @michmeow]

off campus is everything i’m glad heated rivalry wasn’t

[jay ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Phm till death do us part @htxchi]

It’s always “You’re autistic” and never “Thank you for telling me everything you know about Project Hail Mary”

[michelle @michmeow]

some people just really fill your cup

[michelle @michmeow]

heaven is a drink in the backyard, as we watch the storm touch down

[michelle @michmeow]

scrolling twitter on a boat in mexico

[fishious @fishquichee]

My five year plan is to see how it goes

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

one of my biggest faults is that when i ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is

[michelle @michmeow]

having an awesome neighbor who day drinks regularly is great until you’re swamped with work on a monday

[michelle @michmeow]

all of my rich retired friends are back from their winter-long tropical vacations, spring really is here