Michonne

2-Day Jeopardy! Champ. Lawyer by day, fangirl by night.

[Michonne @Michonne]

Me: <sends a screenshot of an article that says a study found attending concerts regularly could add 9 years to your life>

@foxysofly responds: “Congratulations. You'll be immortal.”

I snorted, but... true. 😂

[Michonne @Michonne]

Just on here for the first time in ages to shamelessly try to get @andyroddick’s attention 🤷🏻‍♀️ @Served_Podcast

[MSU @michiganstateu]

Our Spartan hearts are broken. As a community, we are grieving for the victims of this tragedy, as well as their friends and family.

[Cedar Village Bagel @CVBagel]

When from these scenes we wander
And twilight shadows fade
Our memory still will linger
Where light and shadows played

[Rachel Louise Just @RLJnews]

Lewis was on therapy dog duty at MSU today. He gave out a lot of wet kisses. I think he did a great job💚🤍

[Michonne @Michonne]

I cannot express how impressed and proud I am at the job MSU police and the first responders did. I wish they didn’t have to display these skills, but they truly handled the situation as best as could be expected.

[Jonathan Franks @jonfranks]

@ShimonPro @msupolice Completely agree w/Shimon. MSU Police did an outstanding job, put on a master class in crisis management, and it likely saved lives. 👏

[Michonne @Michonne]

Ffs.

[Isaac @WorldofIsaac]

Get fucked NYT you goddamn clowns

[Michonne @Michonne]

I am living for now genuinely happy for each other’s wins @lizzo and @Harry_Styles are. #Grammys2023 #GRAMMY

[Michonne @Michonne]

Today in “tweets only @Millenniold_ and I find funny”:

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Doing my duty as a Californian and reporting that I felt this one in Oakland.

[SF QuakeBot @earthquakesSF]

A 5.0 magnitude earthquake occurred 8.7mi E of Seven Trees, CA. Details: https://t.co/ZEbnpMxbvY Map: https://t.co/ok2GrWwHH4

[Michonne @Michonne]

@Millenniold_ Like I said, the only event I *recognize*…

[Michonne @Michonne]

@Millenniold_ Carly Rae Jepsen’s new album dropping is the only event I recognize that happened at that time.

[Michonne @Michonne]

There is so much going on in this video and it is all so stupid. 🤣 I can’t stop watching.

[Michonne @Michonne]

It never gets any less wonderful to watch this. #gogreen

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

October 17, 2015: “Trouble with the snap…”

Michigan State 27 Michigan 23.

[Michonne @Michonne]

@soliversea I mean… where else would I be?

[Michonne @Michonne]

@soliversea Oh my god. We were like 2 sections away from each other.

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@buzztronics Bennigan’s

[Michonne @Michonne]

Brilliant quote.

[Andrew Burton @burtonad]

Andy Roddick: “I absolutely love and respect Roger Federer, I don’t say that about many people who ruined my life for a decade.”

[Michonne @Michonne]

@carlosalcaraz

[Michonne @Michonne]

Feels like an appropriate day to revisit this amazing tweet. #LaverCup #RogerFederer𓃵

[Erik Durbin @erik_durbin]

50% of Roger Federer's name is "er"