“Why is my Spotify suggesting me so much pop and club music in French?” I ask my predominantly Canadian friend group, who all chorus ‘sorry’ in their silly little accents. Little do they know the fault lies with the HR soundtrack that has been on repeat for the last six months.
Chugging a Red Bull in the work parking lot at 4:22am singing along to old 2000s pop punk and you know what?? Maybe it’s NOT my weekend. But maybe???? Maybe it’s gonna be my year 🙂↕️
Today someone was starting an argument with me but her eyes pointed in two different directions???? Like ma’am I’m not gonna take this attitude from someone who can see across two separate time zones at once. Your face can’t even agree how the fuck are we supposed to. PLEASE
the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch
Shoutout to the white people lined up around the block in 93 degree heat for the chance to buy a Trader Joe’s tote bag. May the odds be ever in your favor I guess 🫡
Cop pulled me over on the freeway because he thought I had my cell phone in my hand. Which, given that it was actually an entire smoked turkey leg, might have been less awkward an interaction.
Trying to explain to someone who engages with media in a normal way and actively attends therapy for their trauma and wasn’t there in 2016 about the literal ride or die trauma bond the og fox fandom has with each other