also the health issues. but look we somehow rescued a bulldog thats healthier than us humans and does backflips 4ft high onto our sofa idk what to say man she'll probably outlive us
the real struggle of having a bulldog is trying to post cute pictures knowing that firstly, everyone thinks theyre ugly, and secondly, half the pictures you take have their butthole just fully out. and that doesn't feel appropriate
@gendrfck i put off sleeping because he appeared in my mind and i knew i wouldn't rest until i made him. also i tagged real jason derulo bc i accidentally clicked tag instead of alt text and i was like fuck it. no one's on this website to see it anyway
@electrolemon@sohotheatre she wants me to add that she's a huge fan of your baby prison episode of off book and quotes it literally every day. she says "which by the way is true". i would also like to attend with my good friend cass if that changes things