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another white lesbian with a nose ring and a psychology degree so my opinions are probably useless • icon by @CRlPPUNK

[al 🦩 @valcyries]

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[al 🦩 @valcyries]

@queercrip GREEN?????

[🚣‍♀️ @chillerguylife]

A haiku about watching birds

[al 🦩 @valcyries]

@swirllux why is this the universal coworker experience... why do we all have a coworker like this... we need to destroy them all

[al 🦩 @valcyries]

@drinkyouspilled its such a shit deal. yeah u live in a beautiful location full of nature... also there's bugs everywhere and they fucking HATE you

[al 🦩 @valcyries]

also the health issues. but look we somehow rescued a bulldog thats healthier than us humans and does backflips 4ft high onto our sofa idk what to say man she'll probably outlive us

[al 🦩 @valcyries]

the real struggle of having a bulldog is trying to post cute pictures knowing that firstly, everyone thinks theyre ugly, and secondly, half the pictures you take have their butthole just fully out. and that doesn't feel appropriate

[al 🦩 @valcyries]

i really genuinely enjoy any austin videos but i have to dunk on him because i already got the answers from the devs so there

[al 🦩 @valcyries]

@gendrfck i put off sleeping because he appeared in my mind and i knew i wouldn't rest until i made him. also i tagged real jason derulo bc i accidentally clicked tag instead of alt text and i was like fuck it. no one's on this website to see it anyway

[al 🦩 @valcyries]

my fuckin magnum opus everyone

[al 🦩 @valcyries]

@electrolemon @sohotheatre she wants me to add that she's a huge fan of your baby prison episode of off book and quotes it literally every day. she says "which by the way is true". i would also like to attend with my good friend cass if that changes things

[al 🦩 @valcyries]

@electrolemon @sohotheatre hi demi my good friend cass asks if you can move it by a week. she really wants to go but the dates don't work for her :(

[al 🦩 @valcyries]

shoutout to the person who liked my reblog of "youre too sexy to be poor" and then immediately followed me. reblogged that just for you bestie X

[💙eren 𐔌˙. 💙 @erenspace_]

best pic I’ve ever taken. note the squirrel photobomb

[al 🦩 @valcyries]

@jackmeetworld why did i think theyd made him taller...

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

You should be able to leave work 2 and a half hours early if you don’t feel like being there any more

[al 🦩 @valcyries]

my mum and i sat to watch a movie and when it started really loud we both jumped ... dang are we similar or something

[al 🦩 @valcyries]

@jackmeetworld dw about it xxx

[al 🦩 @valcyries]

@jackmeetworld omg mamma mia top 3 sisterwives xxx

[al 🦩 @valcyries]

never heard of it, please tell me more