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all I know is temporary fixes for permanent pains // (she/her)

[mkg @michoukh]

@sidney_cellas My husband everyone

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I’m the friend that’s a little annoying and that’s ok

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In my crippling anxiety era

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My autobiography title: “Michelle’s Big Book of Fuck-Ups”

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Back on my bullshit (several cups of earl grey tea a day)

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@jacobsingle10 @spotifydesign THIS. WHY DID THEY DO THAT

[mkg @michoukh]

@KashmirShay Stressful af but I figure if I could handle the military moves I can do this 😂

[mkg @michoukh]

@likethejar_ 1. This made me actually want to shoot myself
2. Why does it sound like he’s trying to fake a British accent but keeps forgetting mid sentence

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I can feel my annual birthday cry coming LMAO

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I can’t be the only one who just thought Rihanna was still pregnant from the first time.

[mkg @michoukh]

@HoodieAllen “I took that trip to Japan”… throwing some pretty major Schmidt vibes…

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Y’all post incessantly about how miserable motherhood is and get SO mad when we don’t want to join you 😭

[ghosthoney @tylergaca]

damn anyone else in their sleepy little fella era?

[mkg @michoukh]

@CASheaffer HAHA I’m so sorry. I needed to tell someone so I shouted into the void instead

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I just lost the game 😐

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30 used to seem so old. Now I can’t wait to be a real grown up

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I have two drinks and start crying because my friends live in different states

[mkg @michoukh]

I was 25 years old when I realized the lyrics to this song are not “you’re a symphony, I’m just a sourdough”

[mkg @michoukh]

People have such a superiority Complex about not drinking soda. I’m clinically depressed Jason, shut up and let me have a sprite in peace.

[roxy’s mom @likethejar_]

oh to be a pig with no specific duties