Detroiland

Thrice-named Twitterer since 2011 * Cleveland vs. The World * Mantua, OH expat * Husband, Father, Son, Brother * Veteran * #Clevetroit

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@Angelo7266 What can I say? I’ve always been a dreamer.

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Welp...this tweet aged poorly. Bring on the Chiefs...😩😩😩

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I gotta get this outta my brain: I have a premonition that the Browns, and Baker Mayfield, specifically, are going to have a lights-out type of game on Sunday. Enough to turn those twirling piss rags into eye-dabbing snotrags. Fuck yeah. Fuck Pittsburgh.

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@ShockerSara

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@snacks As a transplanted Clevelander since ‘09, let me welcome you to The D! Two rules to always follow when living here:

1) Drive American. You’re in Detroit now. It matters.

2) ALWAYS Lafayette Coney Island; NEVER an American Coney. American’s coneys SUCK ASS.

GO BROWNS!

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@agentbizzle 3b) Scramble
3a) Moon Cresta

2) Mr. Do!

1) Donkey Kong

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@ShockerSara

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I’ve seen this before, but I’m a sap. I make eye puddles every time I watch it. I love seeing others’ joy. It’s beautiful.

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@cscott760 @DukeJohnson_8 @EricMetcalf21 With all due respect, there can only ever be one Eric Metcalf. Duke is a threat through the tackles and in open space. Untapped potential. Love his game, wish we’d utilize him better. But EM was a mold-breaker. One of One.

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L🧡VE THIS! #Browns

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@TheOldManClub C’mon. I❤️RNR - Joan Jett

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@Angelo7266 Just mute his “offensive” (hate that word) keywords.

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@hiramboyd @matty152 @AllbrightNFL @KevinKvasnok12 “Holding the previous two years over his head”?!? We are? Please, then, enlighten us to some other body-of-work to reference. I’m not saying I don’t like him or that he hasn’t had shit players, but 3 wins in 2-1/2 seasons is literally the measuring stick by which he is judged.

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@BuckeyeSax @jake_burns18 Bill & Chip. Fuckin’ A.

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@jake_burns18 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

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@AnthonyG729 I knew there was a reason we kept Ira Newble around as long as we did. Sure wasn’t for his post-up D.

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“... Won't you tell me the last time that love bought you clothes?...

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@Angelo7266 I hated Bill Belichick; still never rooted for the Browns to lose. Closest I ever came to rooting against them was the first game after they cut Bernie. Against Seattle in a 22-5 beatdown, Todd Philcox looked like the one w/“diminished skills”, assuming he had any to begin with.

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I don’t care how bad or who the Head Coach is...I would NEVER root for my team to lose. Ever. What kind of “fan” would? Just don’t get it.

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No more reckless than picking your ass as a left tackle jumps before the snap like his dick was on fire and not throwing a flag...

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NFL Referees Association calls firing of official Hugo Cruz "reckless" https://t.co/LppmPqgXO2

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@CLEsportsTalk Talking about the Indians or the Cavaliers?