pooey fooey

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[pooey fooey @michvjonne]

sometimes i wish i had a boyfriend who i already know is an easy person to live with just so i never have to worry about roommates again

[pooey fooey @michvjonne]

please just shut up. you do not need to be right all the time. especially if you’re wrong and continue to prove your opinion right. you look dumb af

[pooey fooey @michvjonne]

y’all my house was at 63 degrees this morning so I asked my roommate if we could turn the heat on just the tadest bit. tell me why girlfriend said NO

[pooey fooey @michvjonne]

me: “hey i would appreciate it if you didn’t leave your dishes sitting in the sink for over a week. it’s not necessary”
my roommate: “that’s a perfect amount of time for dishes to sit. there’s not many anyways”

[FeetFinder.com @FeetFinder]

RT if you sell or buy feet pics!

[pooey fooey @michvjonne]

*makes fun of me for my interests*
*engages in activities she makes fun of me for*

[pooey fooey @michvjonne]

my friend: *complains about people who aren’t covid conscious. refuses to get vaccinated. argues with others who are positive and aren’t taking proper precautions. then tests positive herself while on vacation and refuses to wear a mask around anyone/in public*

[pooey fooey @michvjonne]

i think cats are so gross. i get the heebie jeebies around them. i cringe and get chills at the sight of them

[pooey fooey @michvjonne]

when it’s nicer outside than inside your house, you stay outside

[pooey fooey @michvjonne]

my work schedule can be the same for a year and my roommate will still ask what time i come home like it’s not the exact same time every day

[pooey fooey @michvjonne]

fuck off. i do not believe my TWO drinks were over ten dollars and her not getting a receipt of course makes me not trust her. so stupid i swear

[pooey fooey @michvjonne]

you know your roommate doesn’t put the dishes away much that when you notice she did for once the dishes are never put back in the right spot

[pooey fooey @michvjonne]

*sound on tv stops working*
-roommate: “must be the wifi”
🤦🏼‍♀️👍🏼🧐

[pooey fooey @michvjonne]

just heard my roommate somehow mess up the lyrics to @oliviagobrien “RIP to the old you” by incorporating the verse “jeffeeeeery staaaarr” ???

[pooey fooey @michvjonne]

fact checkers said this is extremely true information

[pooey fooey @michvjonne]

asks where i’m at but has my location<<<<<<

[pooey fooey @michvjonne]

bitch never cleans anything but when she does it just her room and nothing outside her door

[pooey fooey @michvjonne]

estupido, some disney movies are musicals honey

[pooey fooey @michvjonne]

people who cannot clean up after themselves have so many special places in hell saved just for them

[Sugar Daddy Steve @SugarDadSteve]

RT if you NEED $500 in your bank account immediately