Michael Smith

Software / Close Protection / SAFC fan / Golfer 👊🏼

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

@safc_lex Brobbey is a beast, if you found him in ya bed you’d tuck him in and kiss him goodnight 🤣

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

Bottle job all round today 🤣

#gerrin #SAFC

[Football Away Days @AwayDays_]

Newcastle United fans launching bottles at the Sunderland team coach today.

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

@NUCLRGOLF Serenity 👌🏼

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

@jesus Happy Birthday mate, have a goodun 👊🏼

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

@safc_lex It’s the internationally accepted response in that situation…and I’m a stickler for tradition 🤣

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

Just been to Asda, some lass knocked over a box of six glasses and smashed the lot, three different blokes in three different aisles all went ‘wheyy’ within seconds 🤣
#MerryChristmas

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

@rickygervais Hope she had a lovely birthday, no doubt you spoiled her…I mean, you arranged for a shadow of a goose with a jellyfish on its head, what more could a girl want?!

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

👊🏼

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

It had to be said, by a lady more so

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

@rickygervais @AfterLife_Fans You lazy bastard, put some effort in and get them enrolled in the post code lottery 😜

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

@PhilMickelson Get Virginia Venit in here now!

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

Waited all day for the victorious putter throw and nowt 🤷🏼‍♂️ 🤣

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

Gerrin you beautiful European bastards 👊🏼

Shane for the security, Tyrell for the outright 🤷🏼‍♂️🤞🏼

#RyderCup2025

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

Gerrin you beautiful European bastards 👊🏼

Shane for the security, Tyrell for the outright 🤷🏼‍♂️🤞🏼

#RyderCup2025

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

Fuckin Temu Pep refusing to talk about us man, worra div.

#SAFC

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

@louhastie I’m glad your lot won, but they won’t care cos they got Champions League…fair play to them. Looking forward to Derby Days again now 👊🏼

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

Tommy Watson just dished out the best leaving present since the lads in accounts got me a pen with tits on in 2001 👌🏼

#gerrin
#SAFC
#WearGoingUp

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

@louhastie Looking forward to it Lou, been a while since I watched MOTD 😜

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

Ha’wayawayawayawayawayaaaaaaa!!!

One final performance lads, forget us lot for now, just do yourselves proud 👊🏼

#SAFC
#HawayTheLads

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

Our away kit is worthy of a Wembley run out like…everything happens for a reason 👊🏼 #SAFC

[Michael Smith @mick_smith_]

That was possibly the strangest header I’ve ever seen, but to be honest he could have wafted it in with his Nana’s slipper and I wouldn’t give a fluffy fuck. Gerrin!

Sunlun go to Wembley 👊🏼

#SAFC #queserasera