Michael Hoareau

Don’t hate, congratulate 🤌🏾

[Michael Hoareau @mickalodeonn]

If you’re not in town this weekend you laaacckkkeeddddd 😭 two words…denim party 🖕🏾

[Michael Hoareau @mickalodeonn]

The compass was invented before the clock cuz direction is more important then time

[Michael Hoareau @mickalodeonn]

Who ever made baby shark needs to be shot

[Michael Hoareau @mickalodeonn]

The game only ends when the kind falls not when a pawn takes your queen. Read it again and remember who tf you are plz.

[Michael Hoareau @mickalodeonn]

Im today years old when I found out there’s a town in Russia that has square, circular, triangular and diamond shaped coins so blind ppl know what they’re spending..that’s the realest shit I’ve heard all year we live in the Stone Age 😳

[Michael Hoareau @mickalodeonn]

The ones that have bare solutions to your problems have the model life don’t they 😌

[Michael Hoareau @mickalodeonn]

Never in my life have I walked into a barbers and been sent away with a full head of hair out of loyalty to another barber…gone are the days of a professional service what if your against the clock? Moneys money idgaf who cuts me as long as it’s in shape you’ll get my money

[Michael Hoareau @mickalodeonn]

June’s men’s mental health month so if you need someone to vent to I’m only ever a text away. Been up to Bohernabreena cemetery 6 times since 2019. Ppl don’t fake depression they fake being okay, smiles are public but you can see the pain in their eyes if you pay attention

[Michael Hoareau @mickalodeonn]

I share things cuz I think more ppl need to see it whether it funny, interesting or shocking. If your gonna reply to it questioning me like I’m the one in the vid then just email them or dm them don’t come to me? Idgf about your opinion 😭 im tryna stay paid & out the way 🖕🏾

[Michael Hoareau @mickalodeonn]

It’s was so hot last night my weed was sweating in its bag like bananas 🤢

[Michael Hoareau @mickalodeonn]

Do ppl not think it’s creepy as fuck waking up to texts on every app from the same person? When did stalking become normal??

[Michael Hoareau @mickalodeonn]

I be on some shit that jahova ain’t even witness yet

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👽📡 Project Blue Beam: Are They Hiding Contact with Something Not Human? 😱🌑

[Michael Hoareau @mickalodeonn]

Imagine getting touchy cuz you weren’t texted back fast enough 😭 I’ve a life and I’m not sorry

[Michael Hoareau @mickalodeonn]

A girl told me that my socials look fake 😭 I’m taking it as a compliment cuz imagine being that well established you look like a A.I bot? Both tik tok and insta 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Michael Hoareau @mickalodeonn]

It’s yummy mummy season and I’m here for it 😇

[Michael Hoareau @mickalodeonn]

Do yall remember the yellow pages😭imagine having ops & going through a telephone book to find him like “we got his ass 😈 this foo on page 11📑” Suppose Facebook is the same thing but turning pages in anger to find ppl has me in a choke hold rn 💀

[Michael Hoareau @mickalodeonn]

Your man walks around the house with only a t - shirt on like he in princess diaries don’t compare us

[Michael Hoareau @mickalodeonn]

Men only: I beg yous start training legs…the stability is nice but performance aside and aesthetically speaking I’m embarrassed for half of you walking around looking like hench men from 90’s cartoons like its takes one day under a stupidly bar and your sorted

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📜 Ancient Book Reveals Secrets About Aliens?! 👽✨