Micaela with a hard c

she/her *all views and opinions are my own*

[Micaela with a hard c @mickd2011]

@KarenKilgariff Labor Day when you work retail

[audrey @phlegmme]

Your request to pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars has been denied

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

every news cycle for the next four years is just going to be

Monday: Trump has fired all the people who were responsible for keeping poo out of the drinking water

Tuesday: okay for some reason there is now a lot of poo in the drinking water

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

I remember when getting a consensual blowjob was enough to warrant an impeachment. Now Presidents can pay out $5M+ to the victims they raped and no one fucking bats an eye

[Beth⭐��🇺🇦 @PersuasivePR]

So we're just not gonna eat in the United States.

[Micaela with a hard c @mickd2011]

@svershbow I had my 33rd bday there this past year and it was a blast!

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999. I want to buy a house like it’s 1999.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I wish we had mashed potato shops the same way we have ice cream shops. You could go and get yourself a little cup of mashed potatoes with toppings of your choice, like Parmesan cheese, bacon bits, sour cream, or garlic.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“kids shouldn’t be into politics!”

yeah well, politicians shouldn’t be into kids, but, here we are.

[bailey meyers @baileymeyers]

if my friends made me listen to vows for a full 40 minutes i think i would’ve burned the venue to the ground

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

white men talking about some “i’d die for my family” when u know damn well they’re talking about a murder-suicide

[Micaela with a hard c @mickd2011]

@Fortnitethekat She’s literally just saying meow 😂🥹

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[Micaela with a hard c @mickd2011]

@feederofcats v much enjoying “cats today”

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

"When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace."

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[27. @dimvji]

concerts will have you staring at the taller person in front of you wondering why they were born

[trash jones @jzux]

congress: americans do not deserve healthcare

also congress: sorry that was just my 4-month paid depression vacation

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace."

As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.