m.

nenn mich noch einmal grundschulmausi,
can curse in many languages-takk skam,
kindred spirit,
alt er love. kia kaha.

[m. @Mickeesch]

Find yourself someone that is as passionate about you as #SkamNL is about their aesthetic shots.

[Ralph Ruthe @ralphruthe]

Rücksicht, bitte.

!B

[Jason die Nase @JayRimmington]

Warum gibt es eigentlich gefühlt kein Apfel Eis? Also nicht das ich Bock drauf hätte ich frag mich nur warum

[dominik VfL 🇩🇪⚽️ @DomVanzant]

Wie ich damals zur Grundschule gegangen bin

[brain @C0DINCRAZY]

damn. A LOT of people actually really dont workout. no gym. nothing.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

pet hair improves an outfit through texture and visual interest

[akila. @becka1icious]

your urge to pee ruining your nap is actually ragebait

[smoky 🛒 @losethewar]

i genuinely think about this every night

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I wonder how living together as two cats feels like. can you imagine you are a little guy and there's always another little guy with you and sometimes you beat the shi out of each other

[sexczema @dialectits]

"cravings are your body's way of communicating its needs:)" what essential nutrient am i missing that can apparently only be found in a red starburst

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[salah 𝔙𝔣𝔅 @salahVfB]

Nicht mal Prime Hitler Deutschland hat sich getraut Athleten oder Sportoffizielle die Einreise ins Land zu verbieten.

[David @dqveed]

I hope the gay English language never stops evolving

[cyrellia ⋆˙⟡ @ureina_]

put him in a summer romcom with simone im not even joking

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[ame˙⋆✮ @v3lvetbunni]

no rizz but I would educate myself on your interests so we can talk about it

[the mackdalorian @sithstrings]

help this is so funny😭

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

can we please bring back casting call? this should be a southern nobody’s big break

[aya @wint3rbunny0]

when you notice that the memory loss from ignoring your emotions wasn't a joke