Macbeth

Life isn't fair, it's just foul

[Macbeth @mickeyb1564]

Even though she's a bitch sometimes, @ladymacboss1 is my bitch❤️ https://t.co/E3ImdGp9QF

[Macbeth @mickeyb1564]

You can always count on those around you to keep you in check, even when you're entitled to freak out

[Macbeth @mickeyb1564]

@melissamccarthy I need your help

[Macbeth @mickeyb1564]

I feel the need to say this too many times in my life...ugh being a king is hard https://t.co/tZJTsRxYSA

[Macbeth @mickeyb1564]

Sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do...

[Macbeth @mickeyb1564]

@Donalbain need help with them flights https://t.co/olwcqdgBSw

[Aer Lingus @AerLingus]

Tfw you get the keys to your brand new plane 😍 #A330 #EIFNG

[Macbeth @mickeyb1564]

#ripDuncan

[Macbeth @mickeyb1564]

Sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do...

[Macbeth @mickeyb1564]

I can relate to this as someone who supposedly is "weak" in the bedroom #loselosesituation https://t.co/CQ8afdcL0E

[Macbeth @mickeyb1564]

Females need to learn their place in the world, shut up, and look pretty

[Macbeth @mickeyb1564]

Ugh preach https://t.co/mfBCptD3AS

[Macbeth @mickeyb1564]

Just ran into some wonderful fortune tellers on the street. It sounds like my future is looking good.