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Awesome Super Hero

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https://t.co/NsUoIDiciL

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I am in the process of realizing my potential

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Remember when we were all going to die earlier this month, Sorry I missed it

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If 50 is the new 30. College is the new 7

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@jibaroski1976 @FoxNews What a douche you are. People are dead. This is how you honor the military that fights for your freedom that allows you to say things like that. What a douche

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If you are wasted in your profile pic. I bet you also have on a button that says I fuck on the first date in that same picture.

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This right here is why this country is fucked. "That didn't happen" @Apple shame on you for not being active in your stores. Thisman never raises his voice. She smiles. What a complete moron she is. Period. Grow up America. Or this country will die. And she is a POS. He's right.

[Sivan Cohen Saban סיון כהן 🎗️ @sivanhakolkalul]

חנות של אפל ב Orange County, California
המוכרת עם דגל פלסטין
הישראלי לשעבר זועם
״הם ערפו את ראשי התינוקות שלנו״
המוכרים: ״זה מעולם לא קרה״

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@gtrdnjoe My pleasure. Hope you're well

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@Jenn_Tisdale Dammit. I now have to concoct another scenario

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@Jenn_Tisdale Please tell me it's Brian Dennehy

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Hilarious

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From the best reporter this city ever had.

[Jayne Miller @jemillerbalt]

What the heck kind of message is this from the City--stay away this weekend because there is so much going on unless you're going to a specific event??
How about--
'We've got a plan to accommodate the extra crowds and traffic. Come and enjoy!'
https://t.co/dqGg1rNhGT

[Jayne Miller @jemillerbalt]

What the heck kind of message is this from the City--stay away this weekend because there is so much going on unless you're going to a specific event??
How about--
'We've got a plan to accommodate the extra crowds and traffic. Come and enjoy!'
https://t.co/dqGg1rNhGT

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@JoeMRobinson Tanner

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@TitusNation Learn English

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@JDCocchiarella No you didn't

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@blainecapatch From this angle it looks like Kennedy shot Oswald. But you can never trust NASA. So bias.

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@Jenn_Tisdale Great post. And I hate to admit the level of accuracy involved in this tweet. It's almost unfair. Keep entertaining us please. I'm a fan of what you do.

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@michaelmalice @WolfnightsUsa Did any of them really need extra sauce

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@greggutfeld why don't people rhyme more in their everyday communications? This is just a question and I mean no allegations.