Mickey

someone wise once said you ain't tweeting you ain't trying

[Mickey @mickeycoons]

isn’t it funny that my kids grew up in pittsburgh but i taught them to talk so they just have slight new york accents

[Mickey @mickeycoons]

i kinda think spencer pratt might win

[Mickey @mickeycoons]

gender reveal idea…. plant hydrengea bush and have a gardener manage the acidity of the soil so the flowers come in pink or blue

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Fuck it, Eli Manning highlights

[Mickey @mickeycoons]

some people go to the gym to be social. i got to be parasocial. i’m there lifting my weights making up stories about EVERYONE.

[Mickey @mickeycoons]

my favorite thing to do in the gym is guess what sports other people used to play

[Reporter Joyce Hanz @hanz_joyce]

McCandless family turns snow event into teaching moment for young sons with DIY igloo ⁦@TribLIVE⁩ https://t.co/8sAT4gDJn7

[Mickey @mickeycoons]

ppl talking 2016 all over the internet. i lived in austin then there was an uber and lyft drama and then we had so many sketchy apps and you’d get all these random drivers numbers, it was so crazy,.. like full
black cab market

[Mickey @mickeycoons]

it’s actually sick that i am smiling ear to ear because a 63 year old man got a job….. but fuck it GO BIG BLUE

[Mickey @mickeycoons]

@Roachie20 tryna get excited for my husbands team or bets just ain’t the same… i NEED the giants back in there.

[Mickey @mickeycoons]

life be like that sometimes

[Mickey @mickeycoons]

the thanksgiving eve when i was 20 i asked my parents if it was okay if i used my fake id to go the the bar with my brother

[Mickey @mickeycoons]

my favorite place to bring my kids hands down is costco. every time i go everyone tells me how cute & well behaved they are and how good of a parent i am. it’s truly the best!

[Lawrence Tynes @lt4kicks]

In 3 career games vs the Green Bay Packers, Jameis Winston:

◾️7 TD’s
◼️0 INT’s
◾️123.3 QBR (2nd highest of his career against any opponent)

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

What it feels like dropping Cam Skattebo:

[Mickey @mickeycoons]

@Roachie20 i am so sad today.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Jaxson Dart high fived the official

[Mickey @mickeycoons]

i love the life of a showgirl. the entire album, i get the criticisms but i’m sorry they’re straight bops. also ruin the friendship followed by actually romantic is so funny and not talked about enough.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Cam Skattebo & Jaxson Dart

[Mickey @mickeycoons]

there was a guy named hollywood who worked at best buy in the palisades mall in the early 2000s and i think of him everytime
i hear them refer to hollywood brown on the nfl
broadcast