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I'm gonna kick you.

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@ang3lsaige Doing some research….

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@duolingo Thank you!!

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@duolingo help! I was hospitalized for 10 days and lost my streak 😭😭😭

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@duolingo MickeyWatson

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I’m so cooked

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@ang3lsaige Hygiene!!!!! Check yourself!!!

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Thinking about the man with an AK who tried to hit on me at the gas station at 11pm……. Sir, you’ll never know how scary you are!!! What a privilege!

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@ang3lsaige Girls at the club regularly call me “trashgrandpa”

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@ang3lsaige This is targeted……

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@ang3lsaige It was so good…. Me and my coworker would regularly get a large during our breaks……….

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Heard the same Chappell roan song in a wing stop AND a gas station today…. Is that a sign?

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They ate i fear…..

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Woman just crashed into the gas pump it’s so over

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Heard Chappell Roan at the gas pump today… I have many feelings….

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Trying to go to ikea after work today… this and some premarital? Day made…

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Yaaas might get extra hours at work today slay

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It’s so over… (I forgot to bring headphones to work)

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Why is there so much porn on Tumblr…. I thought we lost it all in The Great Culture War of 2016…

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Every workplace needs at least one weird lesbian

[sigh ❀ swoon @sighswoon]

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