Mickey 🤦🏻‍♂️

Leo 🔆 Gemini 🌙 Gemini ☝️ (they/she)

[Mickey 🤦🏻‍♂️ @mickeymessedup]

I am still reeling over Bert & Ernie drag

[Mickey 🤦🏻‍♂️ @mickeymessedup]

@WomensGameMIB Hi TWG!! The mobile tickets & Howard Theater’s website say doors @ 6, but your graphic says 6:30. Can you confirm the time? 30mins makes a big difference when it’s 90*F in DC 😅

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

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[Mickey 🤦🏻‍♂️ @mickeymessedup]

@WomensGameMIB @NWSL The millenial content we crave

[Washington Spirit @WashSpirit]

WHAT A NIGHT ✨

[Mickey 🤦🏻‍♂️ @mickeymessedup]

@nooouuuniii lol the dc rec center nearest me didn’t have light enough free weights so I’m just exasperated at home ☺️

[Mickey 🤦🏻‍♂️ @mickeymessedup]

Extremely disappointed to find that working out 5x in 10 days is not enough to develop muscle definition

[Mickey 🤦🏻‍♂️ @mickeymessedup]

@nooouuuniii What do you MEAN the “gym”?? This is a racket

[Mickey 🤦🏻‍♂️ @mickeymessedup]

You expect me to eat how many grams of protein??? In this economy?????

[Mickey 🤦🏻‍♂️ @mickeymessedup]

OOOH ok white crew socks

[☽☾ Bisexual Sapphics ⚢ @for_bisapphics]

This is one of the coolest thing a female rapper has done in a photoshoot. Doechii the bisexual icon you are 🫡

[Mickey 🤦🏻‍♂️ @mickeymessedup]

@WomensGameMIB Gotta squeeze in a Sam however you can

[Mickey 🤦🏻‍♂️ @mickeymessedup]

@cowboypilIed The way I thought this was Colin Mochrie

[Mickey 🤦🏻‍♂️ @mickeymessedup]

There’s a 90% chance I met @vicmmic in a downtown DC crosswalk and there’s a 99% chance I’m bad at faces

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

This Spring, Adam Scott IS Tig Notaro in TIG

[Mickey 🤦🏻‍♂️ @mickeymessedup]

yikes there are so many hetero couples out here for new years wtf

[Mickey 🤦🏻‍♂️ @mickeymessedup]

Did not realize ACT UP is an acronym. I just thought they were always yelling it?

[Mickey 🤦🏻‍♂️ @mickeymessedup]

@lanesfoord a flub

[Mickey 🤦🏻‍♂️ @mickeymessedup]

@rachransom @WashSpirit Today’s email blast said Section 136 for standing supporter section 🫡

[Mickey 🤦🏻‍♂️ @mickeymessedup]

@TranyeWest @bennittoto It Takes Two! Kind of action/adventure lite, puzzle-y platform-y. The visuals of being a tiny being in a human-sized world are great & the storyline tugs at the heartstrings in a sweet way.