Mike Osoro

[Mike Osoro @mickeymigel]

Cash will always be king. Always.

[Grant Cardone @GrantCardone]

Elon Musk has made more money in the last 24 hours than Warren Buffett made in his entire lifetime.

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

hey, just following up 👋

[Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team @MercedesAMGF1]

Three of our faves in the top three for tomorrow ❤️

[Mike Osoro @mickeymigel]

This is the money that passes through that 1bd apt in Kilimani, empty shop in a mall, nightclub or carwash and turned to clean money in the bank at a loss. Then you and your 18% business bank loan want to compete with the same businesses.

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

EACC detectives raid home of Nairobi County Chief Officer for Urban planning, recovers unknown amount of cash in graft probe

Video by Pkemoi Ng’enoh

[Mike Osoro @mickeymigel]

By a mile. A premier league medal is greater than a stat merchant. We don't make the rules!!

[Fetty Waf 🪼 @Wafunya]

Max Dowman is clear!

[Mike Osoro @mickeymigel]

You wanted to give Martinelli a high line Defence???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Honestly fuck Barcelona, how did they allow this to happen.

[H.E. Rachel Tabitha,MYP @HERachelTabitha]

Indeed, he transformed Eric Shieni’s life from Up to Bottom.

[Mike Osoro @mickeymigel]

You don't have the range to lecture SC. Ile siku tutataka mtu wa kupanga watu kwa matanga. We will call you.

[Hon Oscar Sudi @HonOscarSudi]

Ever since I was born I’ve been seeing Orengo in politics, but his politics are politics of poverty. He’s not a reformist and he has no development track record.

Orengo has the heart and spirit of leading people into poverty... instead of misleading Gen Z to go back to the streets, he should start with his own children.

[Mike Osoro @mickeymigel]

Hapa showground ni Magoonz ndio wamejaa. ODM died a long time ago.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Oburu Odinga, Gladys Wanga, and other ODM leaders attend ODM Nairobi National Youth Convention at Jamhuri Grounds, Nairobi

[Mike Osoro @mickeymigel]

Outside at 61.

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

J. Prince outside at 61, walking through the hoods in Houston!!

[Atlanta Dream @AtlantaDream]

WELCOME TO ATLANTA 🅰️

With the 13th pick, the Atlanta Dream selects Madina Okot from the University of South Carolina.

[Mike Osoro @mickeymigel]

aii 😂😂😂😂 when you win the lottery there will be signs.

[g4far @lekan897]

Volkswagen tiguan R

[Mike Osoro @mickeymigel]

house plant fc 😂😂😂😂

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿ABE🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @MRIRBT]

Three times under Carrick that Man Utd haven’t had their full 7 days rest.

Draw. Loss. Draw.

Can’t win unless they have the absolute perfect conditions.

House Plant FC.

[Mike Osoro @mickeymigel]

sema kimeumana!!

[CPA Peter Ndirangu @pitandirangu]

Expenses Excluded from eTIMS Validation

1. Airline passenger ticketing (Row 5.2 of the Profit & Loss Account sheet)
2. Emoluments (employment expenses – Section 6.5 of the Profit & Loss Account sheet)
3. Interest expenses (Row 7.1 of the Profit & Loss Account sheet)
4. Fees charged by financial institutions (Row 7.2 of the Profit & Loss Account sheet)
5. Investment allowances and internal accounting adjustments declared in Sheets E1 and E2 of the annual income tax return, as well as the capital allowances field in the tax computation sheet
6. Expenses subject to withholding tax that is treated as a final tax (no requirement to declare the related gross income and expenses)
7. Imported services, including services provided by non-residents without a permanent establishment in Kenya (Row 2.2.2 of the Profit & Loss Account sheet)
Note:

All expenses that are exempt from electronic invoicing requirements must be declared strictly within the specified fields above.

Any amounts reported outside these fields will be subject to validation against TIMS/eTIMS invoices transmitted in the particular year of income

[Mike Osoro @mickeymigel]

The guy has a point. If you do a pre purchase inspection and the car fails that should be the end of engagement between you and the mechanic. Their work is done. Mambo ya 'I have another unit you can look at' ni UKORA!!! Many have come before her with this same tricks.

[︎︎︎︎︎︎︎ ︎Mary Kwamboka @MaryKwamboks]

Naona watu wa Showroom wamejam mbaya sana na Joan

[mo ✮ @russellatte]

the double stack was simply stunning from mercedes

[Mike Osoro @mickeymigel]

moving certain employees to consultants to avoid paying high PAYE. Retain their expertise while you negotiate a lower compensation but taxed at a low rate.

[Davis Thuranîra ⚖️ @DavisThuranira]

If you think tax avoidance is legal, give us 5 practical examples of tactics that wouldn't get you into problems with the revenue collector.

[Mike Osoro @mickeymigel]

Ei 😂😂😂😂😂

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

Your entire understanding of power is proximity ; standing close to important men, laughing at unfunny jokes, and mistaking errands for influence. If Junet sneezes, you reach for a tissue and call it strategy.

While others read policy, argue law, and defend the republic, you perfect the art of hovering. Warming seats. Carrying messages. Polishing egos. A full-time political househelp with a taxpayer-funded badge and zero intellectual property.

You are not in the room where decisions are made.
You are in the kitchen listening through the door.

Your legacy is whispers, rumors, and “I was there.”
No ideas. No record. No courage. No spine.

A political waiter with an empty tray, begging for crumbs and calling it a career.

[Mike Osoro @mickeymigel]

Owning 11,000 acres 'in Nairobi' is wild.

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

NORTHLANDS CITY
A massive,Sh500 billion real estate privately developed smart city project by Kenya's Kenyatta family on an 11,000+ acre estate , along the Eastern Bypass in Ruiru, approximately 15 kilometers from Nairobi's city center. aiming to be a self-sustaining urban center with residential areas, industrial zones, schools, hospitals, parks, and a private airport, designed to host around 250,000 people and offer an alternative to Nairobi's congestion, integrating modern infrastructure with green spaces and wildlife conservation.

You either choose between Tatu city or this Northland city.

[Mike Osoro @mickeymigel]

Consistency. Which beats everything else. Partey would have been sidelined till Feb by now.