mickeyrferg

shalom!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!

[Pornhub @Pornhub]

We are making it our mission to ensure Mother Nature is sexually active! Introducing BEESEXUAL. A new genre of porn dedicated to saving bees. https://t.co/P6utCKmi3R

[mickeyrferg @mickeyrferg]

Do u ever be like “do my eye lids always look like this??”

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

Got my days wrong and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine. https://t.co/gSjPY8WjKL

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

I can’t stop watching this new anthem to fighting fascism

[mickeyrferg @mickeyrferg]

I look away from fortnite for 10 seconds and they got space ships in that bitch

[mickeyrferg @mickeyrferg]

Females stay sayin “oh I need someone to hold it down,” and “I need me a man who can teach me how to speak, and push me in my stroller” and goo goo ga ga this, and goo goo ga ga that 🗣 #females #ladyproblems

[mickeyrferg @mickeyrferg]

Who needs laxatives when u have coffee and nic #nicshit #coffeeflow

[mickeyrferg @mickeyrferg]

@lovelyxgiselle Cause they don’t 😭

[mickeyrferg @mickeyrferg]

Government shutdown? let’s get this purge goin

[mickeyrferg @mickeyrferg]

Thanks to #POTUS birds are surveying the streets, receiving NO PAY

[mickeyrferg @mickeyrferg]

Selling dab pens on Snapchat is the backbone of our nation’s economy

[mickeyrferg @mickeyrferg]

Can we make Mother Teresa non binary? I find it disgusting how we raise our kids around sis-gendered people

[mickeyrferg @mickeyrferg]

Girls would be like 5x hotter if they didn’t dress like they were Amish

[Austin @BigBoyYoder]

Wait.....hollup 🥶

[mickeyrferg @mickeyrferg]

I listen to navy seal motivational videos so I have the discipline to read 20 pages from my history text book

[mickeyrferg @mickeyrferg]

@chuzzuz