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[mick @mickheckard]

this is mr. jackson, our student teacher. this tweet needs 500 retweets for him to shave his beard and only keep the mustache and sideburns. make it happen.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Gavin Newsom says he didn't have a problem until Trump got involved. Both of these photos were taken before the president authorized the national guard to go protect our border patrol in California. Does this look like "no problem"?

Newsom and his stooge Karen Bass fomented and encouraged the riots, because their entire political movement exists for one purpose: to promote mass migration into our country. It is their reason for being. Democratic leadership has no solution for the economy, for prosperity, or for security. They use their power when they're in the majority to import millions of illegal immigrants and when they're in opposition they do everything possible to prevent deportations.

Under Newsom's leadership, medicaid was extended to all illegal immigrants in 2024. This means that he elected to take healthcare from impoverished and disabled Californians and give it to illegal aliens. And now, everything is President Trump's fault? Give me a break.

If you want to know why illegal aliens flocked to your state, stop accusing Donald Trump. Look in the mirror.

If you want to know why border patrol fear for their lives over enforcing the law, look in the mirror.

It was your policies that encouraged mass migration into California. Your policies that protected those migrants from common sense law enforcement. Your policies that offered massive welfare benefits to reward illegal immigrants. Your policies that allowed those illegal migrants (and their sympathizers) to assault our law enforcement. Your policies that allowed Los Angeles to turn into a war zone.

You sure as hell had a problem before President Trump came along.

The problem is YOU.

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

BREAKING: #Bengals WRs Ja'Marr Chase and Tee Higgins exclusively tell me they’ve agreed to contract extensions with the team.

Ja'Marr gets: 4-years, $161M with $112M guaranteed — making him the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history.

Tee gets: 4-years, $115M with the first two years guaranteed — making him the highest paid WR2 in NFL history.

[Jesse James Taylor @AgentJesseJames]

Just for a reference; the Eagles are paying 6 players over $20M AAV on multiple year deals. The Bengals currently have 2 under contract for 2025 over $20M AAV and 5 that make $10M AAV (not taking into consideration Chase’s eventual extension yet).

Burrow and Hendrickson over $20M AAV (Chase will make $21.8M next year, and we assume his AAV will finally go well above the $20M AAV)

Add Brown Jr., Rankins, and Hubbard over $10M.

I’m not buying this argument of, “can’t have guys at the top of the payroll at every position …”

We are talking about 4 players at or near the top of the market at their positions.
Pay your stars. No excuse. If they are at the top of their respective position, pay them like they are. Other teams will.

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

Imagine having 4 years to cross the border and you wait until the last 20 minutes.

If there’s one thing America does NOT need, it’s procrastinators!

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Mass deportations have begun

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Some things can't be fixed, even with perfect vision. :(

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Joe Biden has been the worst President in my lifetime and Kamala Harris has been right there with him every step of the way. Over the last four years she co-signed Biden's open border and green scam policies that drove up the cost of housing and groceries. She owns all of these failures, and she lied for nearly four years about Biden's mental capacity--saddling the nation with a president who can't do the job.

President Trump and I are ready to save America, whoever's at the top of the Democrat ticket. Bring it on.

[Fat Rat @FatRatCowboy]

“How the fuck you miss a whole hunnid shots?”

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Getting pretty scared by the fireworks… luckily my girl put me in my cage with a blanket over it. Smooth sailing now

[Fat Rat @FatRatCowboy]

Do you know what “drunk fortnite" is?

Probably not, because my boys and I invented it during covid lockdown at Harvard University

We lock our phones away, turn the xbox on...

Each grab a case of beer, and crank 90s

That's it, we simply call 12 year olds horrible slurs and enjoy each other's presence.

We live far apart ,so it's easy to miss out on "quality time".

What do you think?

Do you have other methods for enjoying quality time with your boys?

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

Break out the fuckin confetti

[taha @KhanStopMe]

this is what it looks like when i lock in

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

Season 4 is a riot. Strap in lads, coming your way 2024 on @PrimeVideo.

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

MAX HOLLOWAY KNOCKS OUT THE KOREAN ZOMBIE #UFCSingapore https://t.co/RO3iQzPer5

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Ep. 19 Debate Night with Donald J Trump

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Ep. 14 The Tate brothers have just been released from house arrest in Romania, so it seemed like a good time to hear from Andrew's brother, Tristan.

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

"THAT MAN IS NOT REAL."

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

community notes jus destroyed the leader of the free world wit a “this you?” 😭😭😭