Clit Commander

number of months successfully leaching my old housemate's Netflix account: 28

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

Ball is life

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

September 20th, 2020
There's a global pandemic happening. Tough time for the economy. Thank God my ex-housemate has a full-time job with benefits. Keep paying those Netflix bills bucko! #NetflixIsFree #ItFitsTheBudget

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

@sxphbysoph You're such a gem ♥️ but then I'll have to delete my twitter account lmao

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

My New Year's resolution is to not pay a goddamn penny for Netflix at any point in time through 2020

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

I'm thoroughly enjoying the new series "The Movies That Made Us" on Netflix. Free of charge, courtesy of my shitty ex-housemate. Thanks, pal! #StillLoggedIn

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

With all the buzz surrounding Disney+ I'm happy to report that my ex-roomate has not cancelled her Netflix subscription and I'm still #loggedin

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

Just finished binge watching season 2 of It's the End of the Fucking World on Netflix, courtesy of my ex-roomate's account. Thanks ex-roomate! #StillLoggedIn

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

I've decided since I keep forgetting Twitter is a thing I'm just going to use the account to periodically update you all on the status of my ex-housemates Netflix account I've been leeching off of since she moved out five months ago.

Update: still logged in.

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

On playing in the MLS vs European leagues: "here I am, like a Ferrari among Fiats" - Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 2019.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

Officially using Tinder to gain more customers at work. Going to start cross selling from daddy issues to cell phones. gang gang

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Plant Guy finally gave Kawhi Leonard a plant #PlantGuy #Toronto #Raptors #WeTheNorthDay #RaptorsParade 📹 Lexi_Kniz

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

@SpencerMackey bro this is about that lady your parents know lmao

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

the Krispy Kreme lady messages me on the regular now tryna sell me more donuts. this woman is a predator

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

@sxphbysoph

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

Got Twitter back.. apparently it's still relevant.

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

If you're reading this and we haven't talked in years because you bailed or threw shade at me just want you to know I'm doing better than I ever have and also go fuck yourself lmao

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

There's so much more to live for in the summer.

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

Accomplish a goal or provide a service to someone in need on a daily basis. The quality of your life will reflect these things.

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

JOHN BONHAM'S PLAYIN' MOBY DICK FOR REAL!

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

Life is like a homosexual relationship. Sometimes you give and sometimes you take

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

Just had a sneeze locked and loaded but yawned right before and then I lost it. Worst day ever.

[Clit Commander @mickheckrin92]

Flash forward 10 years and eight year olds are "transgender".