I have a ticket for the Arsenal vs PSG game on Saturday. I didn't realise that it was going to be on the same day as my wedding, so I can't go!! If you're interested and want to go, it's at St. Andrew's Church in Cambridge and his name is Andy…
A special shout out to Jamie O’Hara, Shay Given, Peter Schmeichel, Joe Hart, Gabby Agbonlahor, Chris Sutton, Gary Neville, that midget Rory div, and the dozens of others I’ve forgotten - all of whom have been doing their absolute bollocks the past few months, willing and praying hard for Man City to win the league.
Get fucked, all of you.
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.
Went to bed, thinking about the football.
Woke up about five times through the night, thinking about the football.
Got up this morning, thinking about the football.
It's just all consuming.
This season, it's going to be the end of all of us I swear 😂