Michael Pashley

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

@henrywinter hope you might appreciate the absurdity of their proposal!

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

@SkySportsNews @BBCSport @ITVSport @UEFA @FA

https://t.co/IsFt6IR8YJ

30 minutes with AI. It’s not perfect but still a better outlook than the @fifa proposal.

Football is for everyone. Not just for investment. #FootbaIsOurs ll

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

#ssnthreelions

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

'No wide connection for Haaland' https://t.co/2eJST9TzSz via @BBCSport yeah because his goal scoring all season has been so poor there is absolutely@no cohesion really between him and any of his teammates. What utter drivel

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

Just had a conversation with a 6yo whilst Sam Smith music video on.
“Why does he look like a girl?”
“They identify as neither”
Cue odd look and “I don’t get it”
“What do you think they are?”
“A weirdo”
Case dismissed.

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

#BBCCricket and yet again we have a great example of why NZ should be test champions. This whole series has been great to watch, from both sides. What an advert! Ignore the result: can we play you every week?

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

A great match, a great advertisement for cricket and a genuine game where people give their all. Does anyone remember the WC final with these teams? The GOAT? And this? Adventurous play and enjoyment of the game beats “not losing” every time

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

@bbctms I’ve thought it for years: NZ are so positive in their play that w/l or d we enjoy watching them. We don’t hate them when they lose. That is the ENG we want and today they did that. Entertain us like this and results are secondary.

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

#bbcfootball #ENGITA it’s progression. England is moving forward. Congrats to #ITAANG they have been the best team. All tournament. #England for #quatar

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

@BBCSport #ENGITA man of the match is deffo the ref. He has been close to perfect all night

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

@BBCSport a repeat of euro96 when #sco needed #eng to beat the Dutch 4-0 to qualify. #eng to win 3-0, #sco to score a winner and qualify second place in group #bbceuro2020

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

@bbcr1 #LOLathon Q:what’s the difference between jam and marmalade? A: when was the last time you tried to marmalade your cock up your girlfriends arse

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

@bbc606 what is this nonsense? A value cap? Based on what value? How much is Mo Salah worth? Van Dijk? Mane? Much more than Liverpool paid for them. Do you take what they paid or how much they would sell for?

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

It says a lot about modern living when parents are registering kids names on a #PlayStation controller! #snooker #itv #CoralSnookerSeries

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

@bbc5live the people spoke on the first referendum. If we must have a second then the options should only be no deal or may’s deal

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

@BBCRadio2 Q: what did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
A: “Damn!”
Or my personal favourite:
Q: how do you make a bear eat cheese?
A: you say “Camembert”

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

@bbc5live I’m a Chelsea fan but listening to you talk about Man City signings. I think what sets them apart is I don’t believe pep has bought any world class players. He has bought and turned them into world class.

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

@bbcr1 any one of 3: bluetones cut some rug, Mansun taxloss or longpigs she said 😬😬 Michael in jersey

[Michael Pashley @mickpashley]

@bbcr1 album that changed my life: in a dark time in my life when very low I found solace and understanding in Beautiful Freak by The Eels. It helped me to not feel alone in how I felt about myself and over 20 years later it still has the same affect on me