Mickey Mantle

I don’t regret it, just wish I hadn’t done it

[Mickey Mantle @mickyMAINEiac]

@edean33

[Barstool Breakfast @BarstoolBrkfast]

Very important poll...have you ever sucked a toe?

[Mickey Mantle @mickyMAINEiac]

@yashar 48 and then 6 and 9 have to 69 until one gets off because I can’t decide

[Mickey Mantle @mickyMAINEiac]

@SportsCenter @TheNotoriousMMA @Maclifeofficial @Tomdevitt93 you and I in the glory days

[Mickey Mantle @mickyMAINEiac]

@barstoolsports @Tomdevitt93 you change your name?

[Mickey Mantle @mickyMAINEiac]

Just took the L train for first time and there was a woman walking back and forth on the car yelling “PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY SO I DONT HAVE TO SUCK ANYMORE DICK FOR IT”. Happy Friday!

[Le Grille @garygrills]

shaved my face for the first time in almost a year and my boi said i looked like a shaved mongoose. is it fax or fiction?? lmao i can’t unsee this.

[Mickey Mantle @mickyMAINEiac]

Who put this in my calendar?

[Mickey Mantle @mickyMAINEiac]

@arttavana Everybody wants some

[Mickey Mantle @mickyMAINEiac]

That YOU show has me afraid of dudes tbh

[Mickey Mantle @mickyMAINEiac]

Christmas in Italian households is just a battle of who can speak the most at the highest decibel

[Mickey Mantle @mickyMAINEiac]

Are we bringing doppelgänger Sunday’s back @LL_C0oL_J23 @garygrills

[Mickey Mantle @mickyMAINEiac]

I wish there was a fee you could pay to never stub your toe or get hiccups again. Would pay $10,000 right this second. Both are absolute mood fuckers

[Mickey Mantle @mickyMAINEiac]

Been a real party animal this week

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

Phone, wallet, keys

[Mickey Mantle @mickyMAINEiac]

The WiFi password at the bar we just walked into is “1-800-bootycall” and I’m rattled

[Mickey Mantle @mickyMAINEiac]

Out of office message going ⬆️

[Mickey Mantle @mickyMAINEiac]

I don’t think my mustache is being received well

[Mickey Mantle @mickyMAINEiac]

@Jimbo_Kilroy12 because we played for him we can use this as our scape goat for being damaged goods, right?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“What do you eat before fights?”

“If my wife is in town I eat her ass.”
-Derrick Lewis
#AssEatinSZN