dunce

idle loafer

[dunce @mickybust]

they should invent a cigarette

[dunce @mickybust]

if you think cilantro tastes like soap it’s because your family owned slaves

[dunce @mickybust]

guy who made a deal with a god and that’s why his house is always bathed in a patch of sunshine

[dunce @mickybust]

to all the two-year-olds out there reading this, enjoy it while it lasts

[dunce @mickybust]

i’m buying a can of spray paint and spray painting over anything that i don’t like

[dunce @mickybust]

i’ve relaxed now and maybe i should download the app. but why? why do i have to have an app downloaded to pay to park in my city? it shouldn’t be so difficult

[dunce @mickybust]

FUCK PAYBYPHONE i’m not downloading your stupid app i’ve made an account online twice and yet it never works! they hide the pay as guest option and you can’t autofill card info or use apple pay it’s so fucking stupid ruined my day

[dunce @mickybust]

FUCK PAYBYPHONE i’m not downloading your stupid app i’ve made an account online twice and yet it never works! they hide the pay as guest option and you can’t autofill card info or use apple pay it’s so fucking stupid ruined my day

[dunce @mickybust]

green man? it’s not like this in Thr United Stated 🤣

[danny @d4nnytye]

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

[dunce @mickybust]

you’reoffered15mtodoalineofcokewydquotetweetcharlixcxmusicvideowalking

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Trying to dap up the galaxy

[dunce @mickybust]

pit vipered them to maintain anonymity

[dunce @mickybust]

don’t do this

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[dunce @mickybust]

this dog at the bar is barking but it sounds like a human doing a dog bark

[dunce @mickybust]

girl on the train huffing paint behind us 😍 it’s so nice to see kids being kids

[dunce @mickybust]

smoking the shit that makes me overestimate my caulking abilities

[dunce @mickybust]

grilled cheese and apple slices for lunch #ilovegrilledcheese #appleslices

[dunce @mickybust]

imagine if you threw up on the ground in front of them right after

[sab @sickysab]

you dont see a lot of people enjoying pears these days. old head fruit

[dunce @mickybust]

my pubes just caught the bathroom light in the most gorgeous way

[dunce @mickybust]

white people be like my dog only smokes indica

[dunce @mickybust]

you met me at a very weed makes me scared time in my life