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[Amitabh Dubey @dubeyamitabh]

Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei stated in a Bloomberg interview that the India AI Summit was "extremely disorganised".

About the chaos on stage: "There was Narendra Modi up there suddenly telling everyone to hold hands..." (collapses with laughter).

[VC @mickychitk]

@RadhaStirling Basis of this statement?

[MediaCrooks @mediacrooks]

Left: @ANI posts MUTED video of Modi-Meloni fearing his stupidities might be exposed...
Right: But Meloni posts the same video with AUDIO.. and predictably Modi stupidly does "Hahahaha" for no reason..

[Supriya Shrinate @SupriyaShrinate]

I understand at the age of 75, Prime Minister Modi feels fatherly love towards most 49 year olds - including Italian Prime Minister Meloni.

So he carried toffees for her.

But this isn’t appropriate gift from a head of state.

It’s Cringe Pro Max!

[VC @mickychitk]

@FABConnects I require an immediate update on my Revised Liability Letter request. The document incorrectly consolidated the mortgage for two properties onto a single property. I completed the requested branch visit, yet the promised 48-hour deadline has been missed. Confirm when the correct letter will be issued. #FABMortgage #UAE

[Ahmed Khalifa @_A_khalifa]

Absolutely shocking!!

Ahmed Khodaei, whose wife Saleha Akbari was killed in the protests, just ended his own life after posting on Instagram!

He said: that after they murdered
her, regime forces sexually assaulted
her corpse, took photos & sent the
to him. Pure evil !

[Badass Dad 🚬 🍺 @Badass_Superdad]

If US doesn't pull out soon, Indians will have to pull out sooner

[Dr. Bu Abdullah @Dr_BuAbdullah]

A new song dedicated by the residents of this blessed land—those who consider the UAE their homeland—with the title: (We Love Dubai) ♥️🇦🇪

[VC @mickychitk]

@FitWithDrSam What a bunch of loser u are,

[VC @mickychitk]

AS PER @claudeai -

When Does It End For UAE? Three Scenarios
Scenario 1 — Ceasefire in 2-4 weeks (40% probability)
The last Iran war in June 2025 ended in 12 days when Iran struck a US base in Qatar and Trump asked Qatar to mediate. The same pattern could repeat. Columbia University analysts say an eventual ceasefire is probable as all sides exhaust their munitions and missile defense interceptors. Columbia University If a deal is brokered through Oman or Qatar, Iran stops all regional strikes within hours of a ceasefire announcement. The UAE goes quiet essentially overnight.
Timeline: Mid to late April 2026 if this scenario plays out.
Scenario 2 — Grinding war, 6-10 weeks (45% probability)
No ceasefire emerges. The US and Israel continue degrading Iran. Iran continues harassing Gulf states at lower intensity — 1-3 strike attempts per week on UAE rather than daily barrages. The UAE's layered air defense (Patriot, THAAD, French Rafales now deployed) handles most threats. Life in Dubai becomes an uncomfortable new normal — flights disrupted periodically, some business exodus, but the city functions.
Timeline: War drags to May-June 2026, UAE impact tapers but doesn't stop.
Scenario 3 — Major escalation (15% probability)
Iran follows through on its threat to strike Saudi Aramco directly, or hits the ADNOC Ruwais refinery properly rather than with debris. Gulf states declare force majeure on oil exports. This triggers a full economic crisis and massive US military response. Paradoxically, this might end the war faster — but with catastrophic collateral damage to UAE infrastructure first.

What Protects UAE Right Now
The UAE's defenses are genuinely impressive. The UAE intercepted 96%+ of incoming threats. The UK confirmed defensive air sorties. Australia sent an E-7 Wedgetail aircraft. France deployed Rafale jets. Wikipedia The US expedited a massive weapons sale to UAE this week specifically for air defense.
Iran knows it cannot actually destroy Dubai. What it can do is make it feel unsafe — which damages tourism, business confidence, and property values even without physical destruction.

My Honest Bottom Line
The war on UAE ends the moment the Iran-US war ends — not before, not separately. They're the same conflict. UAE is collateral theater, not a primary battleground.
The most likely end: 4-6 weeks from now, through a Qatar or Oman mediated arrangement, after both sides have exhausted enough resources to justify stopping. Trump needs a "win" to declare. Iran needs security guarantees. Someone like Qatar's Emir or Oman's FM will quietly broker a formula both sides can spin as victory.

[VC @mickychitk]

i asked chatgpt and claude- when will war in UAE end. keeping here for record - lets c who wins.

CHAT GPT -
My top 3 UAE-only end dates, based on the current pattern:

March 29, 2026 — my most likely date for the UAE’s acute war phase to feel “over” for normal people. By then, if there are no fresh direct strikes, the UAE would likely shift from active disruption back to high-alert normality. That fits the recent pattern of brief airspace closures, drone incidents, and contained retaliation rather than a long domestic war.

April 5, 2026 — my second-best date if this drags a bit longer with stop-start threats. This would mean a few more rounds of alerts or infrastructure scares, but not a sustained war environment inside the UAE. Recent reporting on attacks on Gulf energy facilities and diplomatic pressure to stop infrastructure strikes supports that kind of near-term stabilization window.

April 18, 2026 — my late-case date if the UAE keeps getting indirect spillover from the wider conflict even after the worst phase fades. That would be more “lingering danger + disruption” than full war conditions in the UAE. Reuters reporting on repeated aviation disruption and Gulf infrastructure targeting is the main reason I keep this later date on the table.

If you want my blunt pick: March 29, 2026.

My rough probability split:
March 29: 45%
April 5: 35%
April 18: 20%

[SamSays @samjawed65]

Update from grocery shopping in Dubai this morning.

Oranges from Australia, Egypt, Morocco, India, Turkey, China, Pakistan and Vietnam. And that’s just the citrus. Don’t even get me started on the apples.

Supermarkets are fully stocked. Supply chains are working exactly as they should.

How many of those pushing a “shortage” narrative get this kind of a range wherever they are tweeting from? Maybe it’s time shut up and stop the Dubai bashing.

[VC @mickychitk]

@ayeshaijazkhan I think favorite passtime of losers like you is to spoil the image of a place u can never afford to live in. Dubai is absolutely normal as of now. Yes its under attack, but defence forces here are doing a great job, dont feel a thing as a resident .

[VC @mickychitk]

@CPUatOnePercent Do share what u learn about temporary relocation, i am in similar situation

[سلطان الوشاحي @SAlwashahi]

Picture of Today ❤️

[VC @mickychitk]

i am of Indian Origan, have been living in Dubai since 2016, was in INDIA when the war started. Came to Dubai last Sunday. This is my home, my friends, my business, my home, my dog everything is here. Cant live anywhere else.

[VC @mickychitk]

@WarMoni_tor @grok is it dubai?

[وزارة الدفاع |MOD UAE @modgovae]

قواتنا المسلحة هي رمز القوة والسيادة، تحمي الوطن برجالها الأوفياء وتؤمن استقراره بعزيمتها واستعدادها الدائم.

#وزارة_الدفاع
#وزارة_الدفاع_الإماراتية
#MOD
#UAEMinistryOfDefence

[VC @mickychitk]

@lalashahid2018 @grok is it ai?

[VC @mickychitk]

@AdityaRajKaul @grok pls confirm this is not ai?