Micky Duke

[Peter Wilson @PeterWilson92]

Ross Kemp every 5 minutes… #CelebrityTraitors

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

It was hard to dislike our opponents last night. On Wednesday however….

[Dan @leathergregory]

BREAKING 🚨 : The White House confirms that the US have carried out a series of air strikes on Gary Neville

[ChaBoyy @ChaBoyyHD]

Diabolical timing for my brothers stag costume tonight

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

You'll Never Walk Alone ❤️

[Micky Duke @mickyduke]

@richardj1992 @LFC Grow up 🤦‍♂️

[Micky Duke @mickyduke]

@ejnessit @iamnottomgreen @BBCNews 🤦‍♂️

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Trendsetter 😉

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

when you’re sucking a bic pen in school and it bursts in your mouth

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

invite me to like your wax melt page again and i’m reporting you to HMRC

[Joe Ali @JoeAli]

Never forget The Weeknd was nominated for a Kids Choice Award for a song about doing so much cocaine that you can’t feel your face

[Dexter @SHO_Dexter]

Surprise Motherfucker.
He’s back. #Dexter

[Jack Castelow @CastelowJack]

How it started... How it ended...

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Strange scenes as @ericdier runs off the pitch to the dressing room, followed hastily by Mourinho. Then Dier runs back out to resume playing. Presumably he needed the loo. Players just don’t shit on the pitch anymore. What’s wrong with them?

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

This is going to be a fantastic year for Britain.

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

BREAKING: Liverpool have agreed a fee of €30m for Bayern Munich midfielder Thiago.

Absolutely HUGE signing for Klopp's side!

(@JamesPearceLFC)

[Micky Duke @mickyduke]

@CadburyUK @CadburyUK #TwirlOrangePresale