FireLord Mick (Taylor’s Version)

he/him - fyre fest wouldve worked if i were in charge

[Peuzada @peuzadaff]

Colocar o Endrick ou ir no monte Everest pegar um pedaço da nuvem

Ancelloti:

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

TRIPLE HOMER FOR SCHWARBER 💣💣💣
BRYCE HARPER CYCLE 🤯
PITCHER TRIPLE DOUBLE 😭

Is this the greatest game of all time?

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

Nobody is complaining loudly enough that Wikipedia is sometimes no longer even on the first page of google results. Like what the hell are we doing

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Dark day

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

early 2010s NBA memes

[FireLord Mick (Taylor’s Version) @mickykling]

I have a theory that for many voters, the unspoken purpose of government is to throw parades. The military exists to host stars of parades. Social security and medicare are bad because they are considered unworthy of parades. All the american government is meant for is parades

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

There was a non partisan commission, set up 10 years ago, that had worked to put on our 250th birthday.

Guess who cancelled it and created a MAGA only commission?

That’s why you’re getting the equivalent of a small county fair on a national scale.

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

BREAKING - Josh Jacobs has been arrested on five charges.

- Battery/domestic abuse
- Criminal damage to property/domestic abuse
- Disorderly conduct/Domestic abuse
- Strangulation and suffocation
- Intimidation of a victim.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

My plan for solving the housing crisis:

1. Arrest Hasan Piker
2. Name every street after Charlie Kirk
3. Nationwide ban on the 3 trans athletes that play volleyball

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

Genuinely how many films in history have made over 100x their budget? This has got to be one of the biggest success stories of the decade

[Barstool Michigan @BarstoolUofM]

A Michigan Freshman just threw a 125 pitch complete game shutout vs our arch rival in the big ten tournament. Doesn’t get any better than that.

Shoutout Shane Brinham ladies and gentlemen.

[11Point7 College Baseball @11point7]

THE FRESHMAN SHANE BRINHAM. 125 PITCH COMPLETE GAME SHUTOUT. 🔥🔥🔥

Michigan eliminates Ohio State and is heading to B1G quarterfinals vs Nebraska

[FireLord Mick (Taylor’s Version) @mickykling]

I wonder if the rest of the world knows that this is a significant reason for why america will never achieve universal health care w $0 copays and 0% coinsurance at point of service

[Variety @Variety]

From the team that brought you “Why is Snow White Latina?,” “Why are there Black people in ‘The Rings of Power’?,” and “Star Wars has gone woke” comes the latest online onslaught against the diverse cast of “The Odyssey.”

These culture warriors have been led to battle by their own personal Agamemnon, Elon Musk.

Read the full story now: https://t.co/KMJoNofl0k

[FireLord Mick (Taylor’s Version) @mickykling]

@CousinTurn You gotta put 1997 in there for tim duncan. Even lebron who was 22 in 2007 got swept by the spurs (yes ik tony parker and manu helped make fhat happen). Nevertheless, timmy still stands

[FireLord Mick (Taylor’s Version) @mickykling]

I cannot believe i moved to nyc when i was 19 and did a whole project on this guy (and degrom) just for him to have his hairline mess up like this

[Acyn @Acyn]

Noah Syndergaard says he’s envious of Trump’s mental sharpness

“I'm envious of the mental energy that this guy has, the sharpness he has, the comedic nature of everything he says. He is a joy to be around.”

[FireLord Mick (Taylor’s Version) @mickykling]

Just want to add that barney frank, namesake in the dodd-frank banking regulation act, later spoke out saying to repeal the bill after he wasnt gifted a senate seat by the MA governor. Guess why?

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

The perfect encapsulation of a literally dying ideology: the elderly establishment using their last gasps to pull the ladder up behind them and block progress for the rest of us.

[jude @wishfu1l]

now why does the kahoot music fit 10x better than that alarm ringtone they used

[FireLord Mick (Taylor’s Version) @mickykling]

Kinda like how the pistons drafting darko milicic flies under the radar since the pistons won the championship and two straight ECFs right after

[Bob Sacamano @BobSacamano_5]

I said this at the time and will continue to say: This trade has been largely ignored by the national NBA media because the Knicks have such a solid foundation and are good anyway. But in my opinion there is a good argument that this is the worst trade in NBA history