If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7
Why do men get so emotional when watching football? 😭
I was arguing with my boyfriend during the Senegal–France match, and he suddenly blasts,
“That pass from Michael Olise to Kylian Mbappé could find your absent father.” 💀😭